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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives. I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie unless I'm unfamiliar with the source material

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Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4

Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Mostly just a gummy bear floating through life. she/her/HBIC

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Sculptor and dollmaker based in Scotland, working with paper mache, clays, fibers & found materials. Trail runner, cold swimmer, appreciator of folklore and old forests. Shop: https://shop.crumplings.co.uk Website: https://crumplings.co.uk No AI 💚

she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant USDA zone 8b/9a

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Satirical news by and for autistic people (poor things). Founded by Sara Gibbs & Elsa Williams; run by Sara Gibbs & Sarah Amero www.thedailytism.com www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism Autistic Women Oversharing Podcast: https://linktr.ee/thedailytism

Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig

i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. built by @xor.blue

reluctant human. adorable ghost. southern, but not like that. stay outta my DMs. https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/

LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I bake foccacia ❤️ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy

Human first, comedian second. Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates

NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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Still gay gay totally gay. Just another Twitter refugee. A British boy lost in America.

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He taught languages and makes needlessly spicy things. These days, he's a social worker doing therapy and asylum seeker psych evaluations.

Correspondent on the Daily Show. Standup Comic & Emmy-nominated writer. Listen to the Josh Johnson Show podcast on Spotify + Apple https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy

Yelling the truth about Tennessee.

Father, filmmaker, fisherman, prostidude

What started as a list of science articles to share with my son, HolyUnknown.com became a website in 2013.

No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

Retired, Jewish, anti-Zionist, pro peace, pro worker. One husband, 2 kids, 1 cat. I am weighing my options.

Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k

Kansas to Belgium with stops along the way. More likely to reply/like than skeet, since most of you say it better/funnier than I can. True blue, both politics and baseball. I confess to being earnest - I think it's important.

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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

books, beauty, history, folklore. Dickens lover. married to @littleseamstress. gets dressed up like a pillow so she's always in bed. patreon.com/sketchesbyboze, https://linktr.ee/sketchesbyboze

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Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi

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is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes

Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Don't touch my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq

Local Kingpin. Trophy husband. Mogul. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. I play guitar. Your friendly neighborhood commie. A Large Male of his species. I like and repost your posts. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c

Left Twitter ages ago. Happy to be here! A blue dot in a red county in a blue state.

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Yelling guy from the internet. https://linktr.ee/pearlmania500

I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6

Held together with cheese and double-sided tape. The void deserves treats. I get my news elsewhere. You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose

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Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere

🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦 I'm a big deal at the cracker factory. You want proof? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4

The contemptible Tim Onion.

The Duke of depression, the Earl of ennui, the Prince of prescriptions, the Baron of brutalism, and the King of constant sorrow! Books: Coup de Grâce (Titan Books), Bury Your Gays: An Anthology of Tragic Queer Horror (Ghoulish) www.sofiaajram.com

publisher/editor of ghoulish books & ghoulish tales writer of books, movies, plays nonbinary (they/them) interrobangbus.com patreon.com/interrobangbus

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t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized

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✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨

i wish i could change my Social Security number. 436-67-4245 just isn't *fun* enough, ya know?

only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky

Here we go again! My posts, hopefully: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo

Not an expert. Just tired and observant. 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe

Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything. Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg

the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙

I used to be funny on the other app. Creative Profesh. Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes. She/Her My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s

Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | She/Her | Jessica is the author, Abra is the person Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell

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drawing guy

Coffee Dependent | Snack Cake Enthusiast | Desert & Dessert Dweller | TL Crawler | Sasshole

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Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig

🌹Pharmacist. 🌹Anon. Mental health awareness. B.S. Chem. PharmD. History nerd. Multi-topic skeets

I am mostly, if not all, potato.

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Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi

I’m a journo in Windsor, Ontario. I work morning radio. I will always speak up for democracy and human rights. CVD certified zombified slugo and disgraceful punk.

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