cunty dollfaggot
a New York 3 but a Kinsey 2
post-op girlie (lobotomy)
my posts are bad but at least they aren’t written by a machine
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Jilted at the alt
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AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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Trans woman, it/fae/she pronouns.
Budding boulderer.
E-bike commuter.
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Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
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He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
human person
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I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me
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My crap
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pretty pretty w the sweet sweet eyes
follow for daily dog content 🐶
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
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Fat skinny man-child 🇬🇧 🇺🇲
My Skeets are here 👇
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🌍 Cambridge - England
Mostly a lurker, love Radiohead, Malazan, The Wire, Buffy and Angel, and used to collect tons of comics. Overall just trying to be a good dude.
Life is Magical - Sometimes a Dream, Sometimes a Nightmare!!
-- Love Books & Ideas, Writer, Wisdom Researcher, Philosopher, Self-Improvement Junkie, Husband & Father
Website - habits.social
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
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🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Ordained Beach Bum with lots of cancers, living the dream with my wife, our revolutionary 9 yr old daughter + a clingy Dalmatian.
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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You people are all nuts...
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stinky | void yeller | any/all | normal
shitpostmaster general
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Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Prof of lit & media. University Senate Secretary. Buckeye. Higher ed defender, academic freedom militant. Hobbies include music, plants & counting pills. 🥄😵💫⚡️ 🕎 Opinions mine
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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
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Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
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Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
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Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
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📍PDX
[he/him]
Mother of all poltergeists
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
“jokes”
header by Dave (Cactus)
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A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
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Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Theatre actor, bookstore connoisseur, autumn enthusiast, cat rescuer, educator, explorer of cobblestone streets, and defender of the Oxford comma.
he/him
up left up down X X A B Y Y. now you get to play as a duck. no, it totally sucks. enjoy!
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Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
I am a super fun and interesting person who lives a super fun and interesting life! Also a liar :(
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
i’m actually like this on purpose
let's get silly with it
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books: https://geekysteven.com/books
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
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None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Old Socialist
Green Party Member
Marathon Runner
i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
I use my computer and telephone every day
I do all my own stunts.
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Writer: Strip law, This Fool, Acapulco. My book “Cry For Me Argentina” is out now!
she/her • married • i hat typos
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sentient blob.
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getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
stuff and things:
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Even cat can confuse “us”.
Here's a random 🐱 fact for you ❤
a glass jar full of old teeth and dolls eyes #StoriesFromSchool
Lover of tacos, coffee, books, and naps
This is my emotional support social media now.
Too old for my nonsense. Refugee from Elon 🏳️🌈 pan, he/him, Leftist. Mao had good ideas about landlords
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met
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Care to buy me a coffee?
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throw your body on the apparatus
Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
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whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸
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Former joke writer for Jay Leno. My material is a lot funnier when I’m paid to write it. At least that’s what I tell myself . . .
Bourbon dreams and pretty pleas. His. In the gym. Blue dot. BLM. Sports. Justice. Find me a swim-up bar.
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
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my most chronological:
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my cool store:
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my webbies:
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rsmarchive.weebly.com
memes & bangers
laughs not guaranteed
📌 Some memes aren’t mine—credit to their amazing creators
Avid reader, artist, teacher, music & meditation lover, mom, triple cat lady, gardener, traveler, agnostic quantum entanglements minister, love to everyone but people with bad intentions, fascist/genocidal ideals.
We can’t stop here. This is bat country.
Your DMs confuse and frighten me. He/him
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
books, beauty, history, folklore. Dickens lover. married to @littleseamstress. gets dressed up like a pillow so she's always in bed. patreon.com/sketchesbyboze, https://linktr.ee/sketchesbyboze
enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
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