Guy who draws • Garfield freak • 🚫 AI • he/him
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dsamowen
May contain chemicals known to The State of California to cause cancer.
He/him. Android. ADHD. Left AF. Dad of many. Pinball. Star Wars. Warhammer. Hates Nazis/Billionaires
Maryland
Runs @Warlabel.bsky.social
Readers added context they thought people might want to know: this user is a gay idiot
she/her | non-binary trans woman 🏳️⚧️ | tech | amateur baker | saxophonist | cyclist | cat harasser | very gay | tall | if found, return to any Western L stop. @wijndeer@hachyderm.io, wijndeer@telegram
Hi, I am on Blue Sky now:)
My Instagram https://www.instagram.com/louisakhovanski/
bikes, photography, and architecture
when the going gets tough, the tough give cryptic error messages. dad. optimist. goon. friend.
An internet history and culture podcast mostly about a dead gay comedy forum (And the rest of the internet as well)
Hosted by @mlyp.bsky.social
i make things with computers.
A cool angel’s thesis
🏴
Senior Designer @ Next Level Games
Fmr Lead Encounter Designer @ Inflexion
Fmr Studio Director @ Beamdog
www.dagnabbit.io
Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD.
Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov.
Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
governance @opentelemetry.io
director of ai strategy @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
The Japan you don't learn about in anime. News and social issues from Japan. Visiting Japan soon? Check out our tours service!
https://unseenjapan.start.page/
Piano player in the whorehouse of life.
Background check:
https://w.wiki/Eu9x
Vintage non-responsive website:
https://www.kleptones.com
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🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@kleptones, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
she/her
EN,ES,日本語OK
Hardware necromancer.
My literal job title is CPU Architect.
超高校級のシステムプログラマ。
High Priestess arcana.
I invented Let's Plays.
Crest of Maurice haver.
Av: @kariavalon.bsky.social
Sarasota ➡️ Chicago
⚾️: Rays, 🏈: Bucs
SW-2440-4543-7625
I am but a humble perfectly spherical, transparent, non-sentient globe of indeterminate size.
no like or retweet or comment before a follow = instablock i have not patience for bots
https://arcanelagomorph.neocities.org/
metal. beer. detroit lions.
she/her, mostly OSS big data (Spark, Dask, Ray, and friends). I ❤️☕️🛵. I don't represent my employer. Live @ http://twitch.tv/holdenkarau , http://tech.lgbt/@holden , Twitter was @holdenkarau
Security Himbo. My opinions are garbage and my own. Bottom 5% of Onlyfans.
the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light
https://zumphry.net • https://mastodon.social/@zumphry
How’s my Posting? @zumphry on Discord
(he/him)
I like what I like
She/her ¦ autistic
Profile alt text: a corgi holding a dog toy shaped like a medieval flail. A tuxedo cat glowers in the background.
Some tech dipshit. I have two corgis, a cat, two rats, and one human child, in ascending order of how likely they are to eat me when I die.
Spectre of autism.
I have a reputation for being very boring.
It doesn't stand for what you think it does
he/him
Tired: Having Waifus
Wired: Being Waifus
I will not build the torment nexus.
Primary writer for @blackestfriday.bsky.social
🔞DNI
♐︎/♂/usa
website: https://rubbercat.net
elsewhere: https://rubbercat.net/me/
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
temporarily embarrassed computer architect
He/Him. Occult software engineer. Anti-fascist. Black metal and bideo james, #219
We did everything right. Everything that was asked of us. And still, it came to this.
socialist || defender of all lgbtq || shitty dj || gun nerd but not a tankie || extra class ham radio operator || mazda miata is the best car in the world
Terminally online idiot. Who knows where my ADHD hyperfixation will bring me next
Gamer comics, NOT for casuals
https://www.patreon.com/unwinderh
http://discord.gg/uMYSUKnsMP
trying to keep my head above the water long enough for it to boil
Staff SRE @ honeycomb.io, Tech Book Author, Resilience in Software Foundation board member, Erlang Ecosystem Foundation co-founder, Resilience Engineering fan. SRE-not-sorry.
blog: https://ferd.ca
notes: https://ferd.ca/notes/
failed mathematician, now 20% less mentally ill
they/them thanks
voted 2013 most likely. he him lapsed bi all in
the Internet is dead. long live the Internet. {truex.org and truex or truexyz or dutrieux}
funny computer
graphiste design
he/him/whatever
mid-thirties, she/they, anomalous internet entity
They/them
There is no reason to follow me. I will post every dumb thought I’ve ever had. None of them will be interesting. I live near Seattle and talk about that sometimes too.
⚠️ THIS ACCOUNT IS A NEW YORK CHAUVANIST ⚠️ 🙅PEOPLE FROM BAD STATES DNI 🙅
* hate computers
* hate landlords
* love birds
* simple as
better than ezra but less than jake
pronouns: he/him | editors: vi/vim
gameplay engineer | another axiom | ex-possibility space | she/her 🏳️⚧️ | always antifascist
irascible old creep
"Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
Spacefan and red panda enthusiast, making a game called Orbital Dawn! I also make music and like programming for old game consoles. She/they 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤
https://silveralicorn.bandcamp.com/
https://www.orbitaldawn.com
https://silveralicorn.online
how did this get here i am not good with computer
https://www.twitch.tv/crazylttle
There but for the grace of clowns go I ✨he/him ✨Welcome to the Anthrobscene
Located on unceded Ohlone territory.
Content automagically deleted periodically.
Degenerate (former) Lands player, known cooking show watcher. Some strange mix of MtG and politics. he/him linktr.ee/skyl3lazer
Aging punk dad who still thinkin he cool
Bog lover, possibly a swamp witch.
games data analyst by day, writer and streamer by night
ex-academia leftist and cohabiter with 1 cat and 2 chinchillas
all opinions here are mine alone
she/they
streaming notifs at https://bsky.app/profile/helloitsmouse.bsky.social
the internet makes you stupid | electronic musician | i produce I’M FROM THE INTERNET: a podcast about Something Awful | http://linktree.com/killhamster
random ramblings of a cat slave in california. she/her, pro-abortion, anti-fascist, anti-nazi, LGBTQIA+, BLM. i post mostly happy stuff but make no mistake, shitholes aren't tolerated and can go fuck the sun.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️▲🍁❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
I'm Sauce. PDX. non-practicing librarian, burned-out anarchist, manic pixie dream MILF, other nonsense. sorry in advance about my posts! and everything else!
welcome to the social
Im coaxmetal on some other web sites
he/him
Exploring the American idea through ambitious, essential reporting and storytelling. Of no party or clique since 1857. http://theatlantic.com
Ooh. Kid! Don’t shake me! - (he/him) - account posts mostly nonsense, infosec, software development, board games, rpgs. Trans rights are human rights.
Full grown baby and Chicago supremacist
Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
doesn't pass the funny test (@hilare_belloc)
I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
I changed my picture from a skeleton with a boner because I feel like people weren't taking me seriously.
Doug Hardy 2nd gen Tattooist, Sofubi collector and maker, lover of cats (and all animals), ☭ ♾️ He/they 🚫AI/Crypto🚫 From the River to The Sea 🇵🇸
📷 Instagram @tattoosbydoughardy
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dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
A real dude who almost did something one time.
He/him. Trans rights. Black Lives Matter.
Craven Dingus Data Hermit (he/him)
Living on Unceded Whadjuk Land (Perth, Western Australia)
𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 - Free Palestine!
Masto: https://mastodon.social/@pileofgarbage
PFP: @kanna-banana.bsky.social
SA Leper's Colony Bot: @leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
The Eternal Lowbie
they/them
detroit
butter fs
ae
https://cohost.org/Tankakern
remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
SID MEIER'S MEMOIR on shelves now, Damn Interesting Week podcast on speakers now. Winner of the NYT Sidney Award, loser of many other awards.
Chimpanzee dealer
He/him | R0BERTC0P
av by @carl.bsky.social
https://shop.sendusyourmoney.com
Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
