never log off, never surrender
host of weird little guys on cool zone media
she/her | charlottesville, va
Researcher of online rumors & disinformation. Former basketball player. Prof at University of Washington, HCDE. Co-founder of the UW Center for an Informed Public. Personal account: Views may not reflect those of my employer.
Sociologist studying how our social structures make sexual violence more likely to occur. Author of ON THE WRONG SIDE. Co-founder of Beyond Compliance Consulting. PhD UMich.
Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
Climate adaptation for nature and people @ Climate Impacts Group, University of Washington. Surfer/paddler. Settler on Coast Salish land. She/her.
Personal account - views mine.
Founder 350.org and Third Act, author The Crucial Years on substack https://billmckibben.substack.com/
Author of 21 books, beginning with The End of Nature
The diaries of Samuel Pepys in real time, 1660-69. Currently posting 1663. Run by @philgyford.bsky.social.
More at https://www.pepysdiary.com
Daily emails at buttondown.com/pepysdiary
Support at https://ko-fi.com/pepysdiary
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027!
https://www.jonathanedwarddurham.com
https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
Non-practicing games journo, now in games PR. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou
ianboudreau.com
Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1
I have a zest for despair
kaitlinruizplease (at) gmail
Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other
✨i am 40 now✨
“Deranged Online Leftist”
💕🍍 @acab4cutie.top
♏️♒️♏️ VT. Design/illustration, ceramics, and tarot. Co-host at GBU + The Great Mistake. Come see me at nataliedee.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ MY ALT TEXT.
Faites ce que vous voulez.␚
*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
Horror writer, occasionally funny
“I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist
“Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty
“ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96
“Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
Artist Writer and NYTimes worst seller on an international quest to become everyones friend🇵🇷
📍🗽
twitter.com/egirl_baddie
instagram.com/hexcraft.nikk
If you can read this, you're too close. Alleged musician, filmmaker, writer, etc. New single out now! https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/paulwilliamdawkins/your-lost-world
Short films too. Award-winning: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
MINNEAPOLIS ALSO: SAINT PAUL This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter
delightful entertainment
👩💻: @verb.dating
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
an attic full of broken toys
Opinions are not my own. Send help!
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
Canada's unofficial ambassador to bluesky
a cuddly light in the darkness (he/him)
chronic and unrepentant pet reskeeter
setter of boundaries
grandmaster pooper
Maple Syrup Mafia capo
ACE grey/demi
Hacker
Disabled
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Absurdist, Writer, Artist, Pansexual, Navy Vet,
Husband, Thinker, Pornomancer, Socialist,
Philosopher, Progressive, Existentialist.
#OneWorldorNone
https://www.deviantart.com/thegodofcities1967
Low calorie human
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
TIME Person of the Year 2006
I cook food
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!
🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫
pls use alt text
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
old account!
please find me at @klovar.cc or @gamer.klovar.cc
this account is an archive, and will not do any more posts or interactions.
thanks!
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
home is where i want to be
but i guess i’m already there
and you may ask yourself
well, how did i get here
what the hell am i doing here
i don’t belong here
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
Badly wired
bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
I guess they’ll let anyone in here
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
Reluctant Michigander.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine.
✿
Skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdtmg4tc476xhkkvcrhmoewx/feed/aaaffztp6wx6w
Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem
Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46
Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
back on this bread again
my skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafhk2y3vewe
everything I post is to honor my dead father who is dead.
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
He/him.
Cis/bi.
Insomniac code monkey.
Poastcarteer of the trainwreck.
(it’s like mousekateer, but also not)
Tell your dog I said hi, tell your cat I said pspsps.
(not an influencer - I’m entirely unsupervised & have enough responsibilities already tyvm)
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Canadian novelist-in-progress & Sea People's fan girl. Doing okay (allegedly).
They want us too sick and worn down to fight back. Wearing an N95 is an act of resistance and an act of liberation.
AI is built on stolen art.
Championing the minor irritations in a time of major grievances
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
🚫DMs🚫
Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine
Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape.
Pro-Marmite.
Have a Potato.
Doing my bit keeping up 🇬🇧🇺🇲 Relations.
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town
Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
Water helps.
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Shoving off once in a while.
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Liveaboard VT+GA.
Illustrator, maker, fixer.
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Please use alt text, it really does help a lot of us.
Profile: me/she yukking it up.
Banner: Another Day in Paradise.
We should have been a pair of ragged brahs
Rizzing across the floors of silent seize.