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Artist in progress. Living on Treaty 6 land. Art, science, space & politics (sorry about that) Dad to Samwise. Storms & stuff. He/him. No AI, No NFT. https://earthskyart.ca #art #painting #sciart #fod #biking

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Time to reinvent myself as the exact same person

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This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you

Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

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I use pain to hide the humor. Unreliable Narrator.

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Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.