β¨give em the ole razzle dazzleβ¨
currently 29/immortal
satanβs niece
mdni/21+
Only the ball pit will remain
Working class solidarity. We can do things ourselves.
Independent IT is important. Shop local counts for us, too.
AI is for huge dorks. The Luddites did nothing wrong.
Montana and Minnesota with @retroition.bsky.social
swimming back from the depths of the sea
star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well
Melted Candle, Malformed Soul, Moth
xxi.ΒΉβΈβΊ β β§ β.Λ southern esoteric
β² florida
middle age they/them queer in philly
just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact)
DMs always open
Him/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
stronger than yesterday. theyfab holy warrior. i listen to enya. God is real & love will win. π they/she. 30s. internet oldfriend. half my posts are song lyrics. i miss livejournal. pedants & scolds DNI
phantasmajones.net
Film critic, horror scholar, cat enjoyer. Words at Fangoria, Arrow Video, Second Sight Films, Inverse, and more. GALECA and OAFFC member. She/her.
Portfolio: authory.com/jessicascott
Email: jls.jessica.scott@gmail.com
ether drinker; sleepwalker; nightmare enjoyer
Here for a POSITIVE TIME
πΊπ¦π§πΎ
mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you arenβt going to like
what comes after America
~~β¨Itβs gonna get way worseβ¨~~
once and future idiot king
the strongest boy that ever lived
Famous Star of Nickelodeon Rugrats
link me to men being pests! i need to talk with them
Politics are stupid but LGBTQ people rule, BLM, and liberate palestine! commies/anarchists make me damp. AI sucks.
PFP by @emmaline.spills.wine
Ages 4-17 DNI!!!
squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
..:an ancient curse formed against language:..
* KTi// *
bug scientist, fungus lover, sometimes artist
catbriar.etsy.com
i like to complain about various things but mainly about my disabilities. occasionally i post fun stuff.
β° i would not suggest following me but ultimately it's up to u β°
25 π she/they π mdni
main: @muhree.ing
burgered and Pattied
Software Dev
27
He/They
hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped
Greetings!
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
26 | She/Her | Trans rights or fuck off
<3 @emilia.beer @hulkfuckscar.top <3
call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
bumpkin he/they
Cashapp $byoup00
Legally speaking, I've never been a member of the KLF. Illegally speaking, sure, whatever.
sssiiiggg.blogspot.com
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
Creature of substance
linktr.ee/lizkeye
35, queer and trans β¨π³οΈββ§οΈβ¨, electronics and computer nonsense
she/her π
San Francisco, CA
just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
Night fool π³οΈββ§οΈ
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Senior staff editor at The New York Times. From the prairie part of the Prairie State. COYS (Views are my own, etc.)
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
The Search Still Continues
Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
artist, hockey player, programmer
Medium good posts at bad post price points
They/she
fast food super model
cityπΉ
she/her π
mdniπ
linktr.ee/heavenbabyx
Who are you? Who wants to know?
she/her or iβll be so annoying
stolen valor redhead
Burdensome friend, lives by the river
π’π―π₯ π΅π©π¦ π₯π’π³π¬π―π¦π΄π΄ π΅π©π’π΅ πΊπ°πΆ π§π¦π’π³ πΈπͺππ π₯πͺπ΄π’π±π±π¦π’π³
word salad ditch witch and 10/10 muddiest goose
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=a_birdfriend&verifiable=any
https://archiveofourown.org/users/a_birdfriend/works
https://abirdfriend.wixsite.com/dream-flesh
This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
#WOFTD
https://www.youtube.com/@seananomaly
https://www.twitch.tv/seananomaly
https://www.tiktok.com/@seananomaly
Interest attendant
reductive.group
he / him
Shake your tambourine go & get yourself a whistle
https://linktr.ee/gothicdolphins
My facilities include:
an extensive library,
a dining room known as the coffee room,
a Morning Room,
a drawing room on the first floor,
a restored smoking room (smoking is no longer permitted) on the upper floor,
and a suite of bedrooms.
π america's mystery sweetheart π
π³οΈββ§οΈ she/her lensbeans www surfer π€
β arkansas' most powerful shrine maiden β
pretty preacher
, lipstick boy
Γ fleur de peau
he/she
https://seeliespit.neocities.org/
π½π€π¦π€πΈ
bennyfeld.com
notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
heaven seeking demon
antifa super soldier
.
π³οΈββ§οΈ
(she/her)
31
.
joy ridden nonsense
copilot: @tgirl.fail
flight engineer: @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
jessie buckley chernobyl
21 + transmasc + they/he
+ fake and gay + bot+ evil
+ ritual sin eater + sparkle
dog+ trusted verifier+ him
+butter lamb +parasitical+
professional mutual+fraud
+ i love the world the flesh
and the devil+ magical girl
+the worst+ censored by the state
whassup lol
stefanivan.com
Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
Thanks for the memories
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
I would buy you all an ice cream cone
he/him
flatulent bipedal hominid
formerly: Geno's Pizza π
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
βbeautiful but not very brightβ - vogue magazine
your worst nightmare's wet dream
28 | he/him
straw f baby and the f is for phenomenal
transsexual lesbian cat bug fairy doll girl
E/Er/Eir or She/Her
Christian Quaker fellow in their mid-20s. big on ttrpg and small on writing. typecast as the crab person. i can work with that.
moms least favorite child. they/them.
27
he/they
transgender queer
whoβs obsessed w his partner
gamer and housewife
spaghetti doctor.
could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team
he / him / tema
