http://funcity-online.com/
I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
#deepwave #slo-fi #outsiderhouse
Two From The Witches Council
Meme Factory 2.0
NOT an AI artist 🚫 Real humans, real feelings 💕
HeartsDesires: https://djsabrina.com/latestrelease
Formerly the Holy Mountain Bot, which failed to post a random line from "Holy Mountain" (1973) each hour.
i am the conspiracy, bitch
We're BACK! Bluesky's premier Tabloid and news source for crashouts, shitposters, and completely unfounded gossip!
swimming back from the depths of the sea
a few small beers enjoyer
This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
~~✨It’s gonna get way worse✨~~
once and future idiot king
the strongest boy that ever lived
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
🌱pyramid builder//sweet little honey🍯
Unanticipated Filth & Mud
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
I'm not actually a living doll. I just have the brains of one.
Medieval Chinese Religions. McMaster Uni. Burning for the Buddha (Hawai'i 2007) pback 2016; Tea in China (Hawai'i, 2015), Chinese trans. 2019. Canadian, obvs.
mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
word salad ditch witch and 10/10 muddiest goose
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=a_birdfriend&verifiable=any
https://archiveofourown.org/users/a_birdfriend/works
https://abirdfriend.wixsite.com/dream-flesh
Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
bumpkin he/they
Cashapp $byoup00
I hate that I'm here. Author of books on Tobe Hooper, John Ford, and Anthony Mann
patreon.com/honorszombie
An obituary for characters that charmed the masses into buying things, before they had to go away or became lost to obscurity. Often for the best. | Posts around 8pm BST daily, reposts self regularly | DM for requests | run by @maxisherealso.bsky.social
posting is my life’s calling
DM for SSN
i raise dairy goats. 🐐 i have a tbi. 🫨🧠 🫨
product of the american public school system.
american by birth, human by the grace of God.
Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man?
he/him 🫀
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
My facilities include:
an extensive library,
a dining room known as the coffee room,
a Morning Room,
a drawing room on the first floor,
a restored smoking room (smoking is no longer permitted) on the upper floor,
and a suite of bedrooms.
Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
Reporter, MLB Pipeline. MLB Network contributor. Sam.Dykstra@MLB.com. No, I'm not related. He/him.
coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Medium good posts at bad post price points
They/she
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳
Neo-noir duskwave from Tennessee
generaltrust.website
gay angry cow
gay discourse poster
https://www.bodegacats.nyc
☭ ⓥ wearing my sunglasses
Yes, *that* baz
wrestling / movies / video games / lego / free palestine / fuck ice / go birds / xxx
https://linktr.ee/BazBombadil
heaven seeking demon
antifa super soldier
.
🏳️⚧️
(she/her)
31
.
joy ridden nonsense
copilot: @tgirl.fail
flight engineer: @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
jessie buckley chernobyl
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
having fun online
seattle
Greetings!
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo
they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m pretty normal sized .
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
reporter at @theverge.com, and things of that nature. i cover social media/tech companies and life online. contact me securely on signal: @miasato.11.
hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
“Zizek if he was a woman and loved sandwiches”
New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication
It’s always Free Palestine 🍉
Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
🌻🌼🌺🌷🌸🏵️💮🌹
wildflowers of middle tennessee
👉🏻☘️💯👍🏻
jen nashville she/her 🏳️⚧️
amateur eschatophenologist
Skeeting MLB transactions as they're officially announced.
This is NOT an official MLB account.
From the same guy who made @dingerbot.bsky.social, @lineupbot.bsky.social, @oldbaseballnews.bsky.social, and everybaseballscore.com
perpetual amateur
degenerate, bearer of the curse, etc.
they/them
I do ceramics and make all sorts of stuff when I Can Be Bothered
previously @skammunism
“Never panic. Never give up.” Joan of Arc
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Sous les pavés, la plage!
Executive Functional Programmer
VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
Opinions are my own and they keep me warm
Idiolect expert
reductive.group
he / him
some of us still jam econo, you know
hear my songs at — stephj.bandcamp.com
Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Updated avatar from one of my Twitter followers. He/him.
The Search Still Continues
I'd like to see how your lair would fare to a wizard
Music: https://questabandoner.bandcamp.com
liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
I spent 6 months in america and I'm still basing my entire personality on it
I am 29
📍 Germany
your verification code is 489033
Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool.
mobutu sese ko was me uncle
Ummmm..hang on….uhhhhh
she/her 🏳️⚧️ 30
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
blunt instrument, realist painter
commissions open
krumm.neocities.org
✨Baller Review…
Strengths: tentacular and skeletal, a giant, whip-fast, crab-scrambling nightmare vision of teeth and bone
I write about cars, movies, & cars in movies.
words for Hagerty, Arrow Video, Empire Magazine, Polygon, Autoweek, Southwest Review, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc.
https://linktr.ee/scillapage
