I'm not serious, I'm kidding.
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•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
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Ex- lots of things.
Podcast is Mass for Shut-ins. Subscribe for good stuff on Patreon.com/ginandtacos.
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Founder and creative director of Bellingcat and director of Bellingcat Productions BV. Author of We Are Bellingcat.
Anon because I don't give a shit about politeness politics, but this dumbass world still does & rent is expensive.
AuDHD
PDX Local
ACAB
Anti-Cap
Fartzilla
Ask around boy I’m hotter than Picante
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
https://linktr.ee/mobute
Freelance Writer, Academic, anti fascism, authoritarianism,modern propaganda, weaponized unreality whisperer on the dystopia beat. iwwfju member bylines: splinternews
Www.instituteofunreality.com
Unreality.institute
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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I've listened to the Nixon tapes, I'm pretty lame.
Winner of the Stephen Glass Award for Journalistic Excellence
Runner of @playbypost.bsky.social
guy on the internet 🫡 / twitch.tv/linktothepabst
current stream: gunpla
https://x.com/iloveairbagged
Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Linguist, engineer, mad scientist.
Product & clinical director for the first FDA designated BCI; also work in eye tracking and assistive tech of all sorts. Language is math and math is language and I love both
lukesteuber.com
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PAIN ROOM
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$valleygf
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth
he/him
certified white™
(pfp is sean connery in the red mankini from zardoz)
ultralaser.tumblr.com since 2008
ebay.com/str/cestfromage since 98
Literally just a gorl. photographer. I bring events to life. degen & doer of all things. Certified Internet Gremlin.
📍Seattle
💕She/Her
🔞 mdni
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im normal 🙂
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
shitpostmaster general
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Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
DC. political philosopher at Georgetown, editor at @hammerandhope.bsky.social, rhythm guitarist + vox for @femiandfoundation.bsky.social. #COYS
30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
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Everyone's least fave angry farmer
@burdockandbramble.bsky.social
venmo@BurdockAndBramble
cashapp$BurdockAndBramble
I ride my bike, get angry at cars, talk about disability advocacy, eat baked goods, and make sure Gus is well fed. I hail from the best state in New England.
having fun on my phone again :)
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
god’s favorite daughter (derogatory)
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
perfect transsexual angel
it/its
But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 252
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas
Banner by Jerry.
Reskeets =/= endorsement
poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person
they/them
seattlewife. ontological parasite. sad girl, turning to seafood
my latest: SWALLOW - preorder it on bandcamp
writing: https://jana-h-s.itch.io
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jana_hs
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venmo: @jana_aych_ess
i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
Neil (🇮🇪)
Boats, dogs, bad jokes, food & photography
Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Don't encourage me!
feral academic dropped out, tuned in.
usenet lineage.
tuned to noise, fluent in ghosts,
invisible geometry made legible,
still posting. unsure why.
xennial cadence in the vibe universe,
a hundred reasons to go, I will never log off
⚠️ WELTZSCHMERZ
lmfaoing my ass off
$/@emulator2000
she/they | lurker | bbw | cats | kayaks | Psalms 116:11 | $/@insanemistress | “the babe ruth of tits”
many tasks yet to do this day
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
hi, i'm anna phylaxis;
organizer, activist,
President, Boston Dyke March
Founder, Co-Lead, Boston Dyke Patrol
She / Her ⚧ 🏴🔞
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FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
“I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist
“Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty
“ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96
“Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
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he/him
📍 🇦🇺
👾 bossett
📧 bossett@bossett.io
stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster
I like animals, rad stuff, art, grilling, baked goods and women (she/her faggot)
Beebsoup makes the sweetie work, baby
welcome to the jokers kitchen
i'm infinitely+1 in love with @seppuku.surgery
thank you for being my 14th favorite account on here
Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
she/her
Carolina alum 🐏🩵
Bird rescue volunteer is my whole personality now
Life in the hands of a rock n roll band.
mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time”
music + ticket links here:
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I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social
E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
38 y/o cishet polyamorous miniaturist offtank
he/they
my views do not represent the frog
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics.
Preservation, art, old tech.
18+ only
Something beautiful is going to happen.
(she / they)
Writing: antientro.pics
Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
spider content: https://www.youtube.com/@8leggedbabes
educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
communist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
State Representative out of Missoula, Montana. Fighting for housing, health care, & human rights.
Wife of @erininthemorning.com
Bi🏳️🌈 Trans🏳️⚧️ she/her♀️
I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 thick & thin
for the love of the joke
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Mostly here to post Louie and mushrooms. He/him. Trans rights are human rights!
Alt profile: pfp is a yellow sponged red bolete mushroom with sun and hillside in background. Banner is a heeler mix dog laying in the woods
On Discord as perfectorb 🔞, MDNI
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
ontological misfit
brooklyn // she
👩🏻💻 d2foundry.gg
✨ gothfem.me
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting
#smokefleet
*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
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