Actor, director, artistic multi-hyphenate. Half-Asian since before it was cool. Bring on the cats. And the video games. Newly arrived to Canada.
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
We ask 10 randos one ridiculous question and publish the ‘results’ like it’s journalism. One-liners encouraged.
Replies may be quoted w/ credit.
Ruth’s Truths are powerful nuggets of wisdom to help guide you through your life. From love to troublesome sisters-in-law to collapsing quiches, Ruth’s wealth of knowledge and life experience are here for you.
Girl's Girl | Chaotic Good | Mood Reader
Troublemaker | "Valuable & Inconvenient"
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I may or may not curse you.
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A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
Former musician, current village idiot.
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
inside, dead
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Art school dropout, former journalist, and one of the original political bloggers. Yellow dog Democrat, Philly born and raised. Blogs at CrooksandLiars.com and Suburban Guerrilla @ www.susiemadrak.com
Some guy from Ohio
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Effy Award-winning, RJ City Verified. 15 years in NFL, pro wrestling media, now just an editor and regular person who sometimes writes. She/her is just the girl you want.
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
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shitpostmaster general
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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Formerly Gifted & Talented
Content Consumers
Mental Health Advocates
Stereotypical Millenial...massive college debt, caffeine addiction, crippling anxiety..the American Dream.💙💙💙
Human Behavior/Psychology Enthusiast, Empath, Introvert, INFJ. Loves to write about life, psychology and relationships❤️❤️ let's connect: https://linktr.ee/bellasmith0705
I'm pretty sure I'm a real person.
be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇
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Pun-judger, Bun-juggler, fun-snuggler.
Also,
Cancer survivor.
Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜
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RN, bioethicist, badass, exhausted.
Handing out demerits like it’s my job.
Author of "Not A Wisher By Nature" https://a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
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Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
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🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter & food writer. Author of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Bon vivant and lustrous man about town.
Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact)
DMs always open
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my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Principal Security Engineer at Microsoft. Formerly at Google and Amazon.
Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
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I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
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💗microinfluential shitposter💗
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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
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I run on coffee, music, sarcasm and the obsessive use of fuck
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Working for a livin! QA Queen.
Tell me to get back to work! 😱😳🙃
#nightingale
- woman /writer /poet / thinker/ artist/ nerd
-no DM’s or fake stuff here……….just lots of dad jokes.
-I’ve grey-blue eyes and auburn hair……….
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I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
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Garden variety neurodivergent. Goofball. Cares about others. Fact based. Mom of 2. She/her 🌈 Vancouver
music/art/history/nature/animals/science
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
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Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
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NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
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↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
History is worth remembering.
Be a good human being. Proud MN weirdo that's a bit neurospicy, gardener, paranormal researcher, retired electrical tech, adopt a shelter pet, donate blood, no one is illegal on stolen land.
Tell your dog hi!
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares
Drowning in the sea of TIME...
»Cyber soul crossing Space & Time
X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞
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writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom
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I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
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Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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🍭 Trippy glitch art and cats 😻 Comedic in a past life 🐦 she/her
Somerville, MA
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DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Stealer of lighters
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I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
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One of a Kind Redhead. Pretty much stuck in a bad Hallmark movie with no resolve.
She/her UK
free palestine, fuck terfs
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Writer | He did not win. He was not shot. He’s in the files. | #BLM | #LGBTQIA2S+ | #ReproductiveRights | #SlavaUkraini | Lifelong Dem | I spent two years in Russia. It was awful. Story pinned below.
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Freelance copyeditor, writer (www.editors4change.co.uk)
Social justice, climate justice, sustainable futures, democracy, human rights. Also live music 💃🏻, trashy crime novels 📚, walks on the South Downs 🌳☔️. One grown up daughter, three cats 😸. 🚫DMs
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
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🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender.
Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese.
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Mom, California gal, Virgo, blue, funny sometimes and opinionated as hell. I don't answer private messages. Please NO LISTS!!
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
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✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
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whiskey girl, world traveler, adventure seeker, politically disgusted. kindness is a choice, if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off (avi is not me. photography is mine unless noted)