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broken
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letux2staxfiq3tfuk/feed/aaakpbsp2cbiu
https://ngl.link/monotoes2
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.socialโs emotional support bitch
Iโve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
โฌ๏ธLink to my feedโฌ๏ธ
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
she/any || gay || 48
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars โจ
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
https://ngl.link/originalschell
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. Iโm a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact)
DMs always open
Him/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonnyโs toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Word vomit because better out than in
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlinโ around.
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Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
MDNI / NSFW ๐ค
Dark feminine
Built for worship
Goddess complex, fully justified
Born in the 1980s
๐ค linktr.ee/thedahliaeffect
โจCaveat emptorโจ
Hold the bastards accountable.
like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most โlikedโ:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
๐ถnew york eyes, chicago thighs๐ถ
compliance accountant | BA History | MBA
leftist | horror | books | movies | music | great tits | Oxford comma
no war but class war
Free Palestine๐ต๐ธ
fuck ICE
โจno DMsโจ
๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค
if you know me irl, no you donโt
Lover of Scottish scenery.
Also my feline friend Lizzie.
Divide my time between Skye and Glasgow equally.
uaireannan faodaidh beagan eรฒlais a bhith troimh-chรจile
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a slug
Lvl 41 || Artist
Anime
๐surfinโ the web๐โโ๏ธ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com
@hard-drive.net - @paletteswap.site
village idiot. drafts and recycled tweets because Iโm boring and unimaginative.
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats ๐ฑ
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
eDiscovery lady with 2 weird cats, ginger husband, and a boatload of stepkids. Neurodivergent, perimenopausal, tattooed, and obsessive book nerd. #Resist
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are present
Doyenne of Awkwardness
I have one faulty brain and three stomachs
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
*Please use alt text on images
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
โกโพ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ๐๐ฌ๐ก๐ถ'๐ฐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค โฝโก
https://linktr.ee/Recoveryxo
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
lunch enthusiast, slut for public radio, friend of stray cats
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Strangely non expiring deli staple
Slop Jauper Agitator
Dirty Discovery degenerate and extremely mid skooter
He/Him
Art and trivia for headcases like you
โฑ๏ธ ็ซ้ขใซใใๆญปไบก โฑ๏ธ
I need to disassociate from โจeverythingโจin order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and Iโm really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
#NSFW I POST MYSELF NUDEโผ๏ธ ๐ซMinors;DNI. ๐ซMAGA;DNI. 34 yr old Married Mom. Bisexual. Cowboys/Chiefs Football fan. Love WWE Wrestling. I smoke a lot of weed. #BLM #LGBTQ+Ally๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Beard Enthusiast. Opinionated bitch. Liberal๐ ๐ฒContent Creator๐ฒ
At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
Sent from my iPhone
My Posts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uthgqnh6tpldx6rcajq2ctrm/feed/aaal5n7s6oq4c
Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and works making media.
Over 40 enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet.
Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.
The judge said I have a โclassy missโ demeanor <3
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Horribly unserious (unless itโs about aliens)
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Thanks for the memories
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
emilia. emi. emiliars. emmers. em dash. emollient. emulator.
24
she/her
taken and exclusive
๐๐๐ @bingus.ough.club ๐๐๐
my favorite debatelord/my username manager: @carfuckshulk.top
http://linktr.ee/RandomYo
https://thebandemilia.bandcamp.com/
im an artist and dog walker and dad
my preferred pronouns are it/itโs
i am goblin
buy some stuff or donate at sidvicious.ca or sign up for my patreon at patreon.sidvicious.ca or buy a print or shirt at clothes.sidvicious.ca
I am attacked forever and always
Guy who draws โข Garfield freak โข ๐ซ AI โข he/him
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dsamowen
But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I ๐ข๐ฎ universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate โ๏ธ | Astro PhD ๐ญ | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
cedar. 27. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
Carbohydrate Commando in the war on protein
Boring & bland. You've been warned
Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
idiot, dad, computers participant, professional hobbyist, content aggravator, 9th dan typo mastre, he/him/idiot
I'm the socialist boat dad
silver halide
hobby powerliftin, games, photography, and The Movies
๐ฝ๏ธ https://boxd.it/7zuQP ๐ฝ๏ธ
please donโt speak unkind words to me
giulia
toll free music at 1-844-926-7825
America's Most Trusted News Magazine.
Swansea Industrial Park
boxd.it/c2Yjb
Posting about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. Go Blue Jackets.
Doing important human-squirrel related science.
Unfortunately all the thoughts posted in this account are my own.
He/him
he/him ๐พ indie gamedev ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights = human rights ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
papupi
30s
he/him
$/yooberz
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting ๐
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
i just wanna grill for godโs sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin internet stuff, move it along (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
lithium brand ambassador, rape survivor
an angel from the wired, i have a concussion
Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
He/Him
Just a guy who did an antifascist drawing once, and used to tweet about Holiday Road. Also just a guy not actually named Nolan.
I have an itchy block finger and am often in a foul mood, but I swear Iโm often nice!
Co-host of @MMISpodcast.bsky.social
He/Him
im normal ๐
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
Creating Signal Joke
Puff! Make a wish!
Stickposter
Bard
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Creator/Artist
Enchanted Forest adjacent
Lovable enemy of gnomes
Draining the sake cask -beholdย a gallon flower vase |
barley (he/him) dad
I post about critters and nature, food, mushrooms, etc. ty for wearing a mask ๐ท, reconsider if you don't.
You can buy a weird letter! Five star shop. Over 400 sales!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
enjoyer of movies, and things of that nature
poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person
they/them
Systems Administrator
The Will of D
Translator's Note: D means Deez Nuts
Based on the works of Eiichiro Oda
Minors DNI ๐
He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
