poet ✨️ performer ✨️ voice artist
❤️🔥
neurodivergent baddie
cat parent
exists in Mi'kma'ki
no AI no fascists
A haiku:
Older than I look
Smarter than I often sound
Cuter than I know
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Maybe I like sunflowers more than daisies and yes my boobs are real
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Born before WWII, But not silent,raised on a farm during Jim Crow days, too young for Korea and too old for Nam. Enjoyed the 60’s especially Grad school in the Bay Area pastored for 35 years 25 in Japan. Hate fascism,MAGA. 🇺🇸Resisters!
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
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thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
39
NSFW
just having a little fun and didn’t want to post horny on main
❤️🔥 Lingerie wishlist: https://throne.com/solanumxanti
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
main account : @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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Sometimes whimsical hobbit
Ofttimes perturbed goblin
human person
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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
MN | 39
solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut
Accidentally an accountant
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
𝘱𝘳𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘰 free association ∴ worth ever penny
find the hidden gems!
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaou7aqutaqo
and here are the posts people apparently liked more:
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super normal 🖤 love movies and giggling
Cultivating excellence in Cheese-to-Mouth Delivery since 1985. 🍁
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills.
I typed things and they ended up there↗️ and down there 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
Slacker. ADHD is my super power! Writer of Code & Fiction: Fed-up, smart-ass. Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. X-Minus One. OG Science Fiction is the BEST.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
Interests: lit fic (currently Mircea Cărtărescu), kdrama, math.
Not serious unless I am.
📍Les Yvelines, France.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
i love spinetta !!!!!!!!!!!!!
bilingüe
he/him
🌌🚬
I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb
Y'all know what's uppies
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
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He/him
🏳️🌈
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
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I wasn't on Twitter.
(she/her)
nomadish
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
delightful entertainment
👩💻: @verb.dating
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
https://m.youtube.com/@mollieheckerling1875
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer.
Mostly just a gummy bear floating through life.
she/her/HBIC
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem
Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
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Texas' finest six-seat cinema.
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[We follow our contributors!]
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46
Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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