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Laughing instead of crying ๐งโโ๏ธ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
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He/him
Tarot/bone/tea leaf reader, mage, herbalist, teacher of intuitive things, shop owner https:// swallowsnestnh.com Always open for readings.
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Ancient crow witch (she/her)
Nonromancable character in this game
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hi iโm Eben; a wife-guy; iโm here to put my special touch on things
โFirst as awkwardness* then as epilepsyโ
*major depressive disorder
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
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I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
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Gen-X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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sir/madam
I'm the friend who jumped off the bridge
U.S. Senator for California. Devoted husband and proud dad. Dodgers diehard. EngiNERD.
Official account of U.S. Senator Richard Blumenthal, proudly working for the people of Connecticut.
www.blumenthal.senate.gov
Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
I love jokes so much
(dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open micโer, frequent napper)
Modern day Lakota man.
I bear a shard of the hoop.
I don't belong here with you
But I won't be long anywhere.
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. ๐บ๐ฆ
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She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
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Banner: โJudith slaying Holofernesโ
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Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
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Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart
blm
I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
New Book "Big Fan" (with Joe Posnanski) available May 19. Preorder signed copies here: https://josephbeth.com/book/9798217045112
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop.
(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
Horribly unserious (unless itโs about aliens)
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1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award ๐ฅ๐
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๐Austin, TX
strange highness
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Trying to be the best drummer in a Ramones cover band this nursing home has ever heard.
โจCaveat emptorโจ
Hold the bastards accountable.
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Film and fashion nut. Maker of crossword puzzles, lover of tap numbers, picker of weeds.
pilgrim on the road to nowhere
delightful entertainment
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My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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"I've heard you are a great disappointment."
"That's right, I am great."
Liberal Gen Xer โฆ Legendary Meme Bandit โฆ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
World Traveler โ๏ธ - 47 Countries ๐
M.A./B.A. Sociology ๐ Politics โ๏ธ Lib-Dem ๐ LGBTQIA ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Arts ๐จ Film ๐ฅ Fitness๐ Music๐ต PopCulture ๐บ Cuban American ๐จ๐บ๐บ๐ธ Food ๐Dogs ๐ถ Diehard Madonna Fan ๐ FUCK TRUMP๐๐ผ
โจgive em the ole razzle dazzleโจ
currently 29/immortal
satanโs niece
mdni/21+
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๐ค devotee of dumplings and darkness
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i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
Goal for 2026 is โCooperative healthโ.
Donโt look here for a joke, itโs in your pants (so sorry).
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Pilgrim of hope.
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Fighter. Lover. Amateur European political enthusiast. Military History, Star Trek, politics, potpourri.
Not a real crime fighting bear ๐ป
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed humanโฆ
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Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask herโฆ.
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
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What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Omelette City
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We are all just prisoners here of our own device
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gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. (think of me as your imaginary friendโs imaginary friend.)
44 he/him
two-line skeet champion
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
She/her/ally/Ghost Malone shirt owner
Food is a human right so we shall eat the rich & feed the less fortunate.
Driveway Food Pantry wish list:
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
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village idiot. drafts and recycled tweets because Iโm boring and unimaginative.
Dad โ Husband โ Low-Key Nerd โ EdD / JD
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#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #librarian mildly #discordian
Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.
your daily dose of Wellsville, posts every 30m
the adventures of pete and pete
Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
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allergic to moderation; loves appointment television
have you seen my microfiber
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table โจ
(Still not a ๐ฟ๏ธ)
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Just a female who breaths.
random pornhub replies โข oddly wholesome โข age 18+
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"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
Always looking for the heat around the corner
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
