she/they 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸♾️💜
Who even reads this?
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Telegram: EnragedRealist
did i edit the pockets of my jeans? no, yes, i forgot. they.
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
ASP.NET Core / C# Dev & MBA.
99% shartposts.
There is no rhyme or reason here
Interests include but not limited to✨ art, music, lotr, being a mother, books, rocks, trees and sarcasm
In a sucker for a good theme
Climate change is real
He/Him: accomplice to the stars and those they've blessed.
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaaenoq4rbqdm
NGL: https://ngl.link/etherealastronaut1
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
For real? Why are you viewing my profile?
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Free Palestine
Got muted for being mean to genocide supporters
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Un gringo blanco.
Der Untermensch.
Chicago's #1 Fan.
Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown.
Post-Hip/Pre-Retro.
Avant-garbage.
he/him 😷
middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow
Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.
gmail: misterjayem
Boston beach baby, petrichor, and Sonnet 116, art, flowers ♥️🐦⬛🌹🐦🔥🌞🌝🌈🇺🇦🌻
transness is life
🏳️⚧️
to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
Hi! I'm Brian! Boston. Husband to @kristincastner.bsky.social. Bartender. MUFC. FCSP. Red Sox. Playstation. Beer. LOTR. Photography. Stupid comments will probably ensue.
You shall not pass.
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Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
Chicago basketball. INFJ. he/him.
Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social), SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social), and Hashtag Basketball.
I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
Teacher, Scholar, man who wears Spandex in public. Sure I like politics, but so much more! Wannabe Space Wizard.
I'm an introvert, husband, dog dad, formerly beardy guy, bookwyrm (yes, I spelled that right)
some Cats , Dogs , Otters, Sneks , Frogs and Birbs OH MY!
SCIENCE stuff.
Throw in some pro union , bad jokes and even worse puns
#FlyEaglesFly
Just some guy that says stuff people are probably thinking!
(and some of you should be ashamed)
Interositor Specialist at
http://twitch.tv/thedeadpullshow
http://twitch.tv/docbuglove
From The Home Office in Muncie Indiana!
Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌
🚫gAI🚫 | artist | metalhead | silly goose | she/they | DMs open if you’re not a creep | sometimes share NSFW | 🩷💜🩵
https://linktr.ee/fauninoverflora
Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Mental vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.
I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
Cultural anthropologist, vulgar Marxist, sloppy empiricist, crackpot phenonmenologist. Lives in WV.
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7rovswss45cxmiwg3xznr3s/feed/aaahy2i5onlje
Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
He/Him/Coach
"Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
Look, all I want is to enjoy the little things in life. And be happy that other people can enjoy what they want, too. All about equal rights. Love animals. Keep fighting the good fights, friends!💙🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
🐱I run a Cat Cafe that caters to cute kitty cat customers 🐈 🐈🐈 therapist 💻 knitter 🧶 reader of books 📚 doer of puzzles 🧩 watcher of movies 🍿 Hater of AI 🤖
I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
Out and about. 🏳️⚧️bian
Tranarchist
On all the right blocklists.
Profile banner courtesy of @moxiest.art
Banner alt-text: the cost of inaction is extinction
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
art & arguments in algonquin territory
https://stillwellgray.ca/blog
https://iscotch.ca
#everydayart #everyday
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
F billionaires / M shitposters / K MAGA
My drafts: https://bsky.app/profile/mandulorian.bsky.social/feed/aaac3t5q3ii56
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
41, A Sit down comedian, Leggings enthusiast. Professional Bra Size fitter, this is not that serious.Cannabis connoisseur, baseball
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apz5nffuipwai5pqj6cg4fer/feed/aaagwxaeieyqw
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, Pro-Wrestling, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Local Kingpin. Trophy husband. Mogul. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. I play guitar. Your friendly neighborhood commie. A Large Male of his species. I like and repost your posts.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
100% not in the Epstein Files
Writer. Recovering comedian. Casanova of Crosswords, philandering philatelist, astute aesthete
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg
chronically online since 1994. apologies in advance for being old
minneapolis. vinyl-spinner (generally an absurd music geek), moderator of wrestling subreddits, beer nerd, home to 2 siberian kitties, doesn't proofread. happy to help transphobes eat glass
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
🌊🌊💥💥 @oops@mindly.social
Two-handed battleax
🍕
@@oops@mindly.social
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.
Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
Old enough to know better.
Married gay man & Beatles/music nerd sharing science and takes on everyone’s all-time favorite topic: the ongoing but forgotten pandemic. Also some humor as we slouch towards our Soylent Green era. #COVIDIsAirborne
art, music, wind chimes, agrarian
🟥🟨🟩 PNW
I'm not actually a living doll. I just have the brains of one.
your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
18+ only! ♡ they/them ♡ you summoned me? ꩜ 1998
♡ sadistic heartbreaker & professional mindfucker ♡
TRIBUTE - $33.33 ꩜ https://allmylinks.com/baebiebrooklyn
♡ queer artist & musician
💅🏻 💖🥀 DNI minors & fatphobes
♡/ᐠ-ⱉ-ᐟ\ノ - $bbdollll
HULK SMASH DISINFORMATION ABOUT SEX ED. HULK SMASH HATE GROUPS THAT TARGET KIDS, SCHOOLS & LIBRARIES
(they/them)
#SexEdSaves #ProtectTransKids #FightBookBans
Action in the streets, jazz flute in the sheets.
I am supported by my gurus, Ram Dass, who speaks in presence and transcends time, the Hippie Jesus, with whom I share fat bong rips, and my own spirit who lives on always.
we're not dead yet
Polls, Pugs and no Pancreas
Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
End capitalism 💀 R!ot now 🪶
Famous* Bay Area Artist/Designer/Photographer 📸
#birdart
*not actually famous
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 27 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking
https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking1
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
•cat guy•
•god•
•princess•
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
Musician, reader of posts on social media
Level 39 | Husband and Father | #Division1 & #Division2 Agent |
🟢 #Xbox - AgentTryHard
🔵 #Playstation - SteinKardinal
🔴 #Switch - SW-5543-9865-9395
⚫️ #Steam - SteinKardinal
#FckAFD #FckFascism #Democracy #GoodVibes
‼️No tolerance for intolerance‼️
Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️k
🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
Caregiver. Artist. Aunt. Parrot lady. 🦜
Fighter of Brain 🧠 Tumors!
#Meningioma #ChiariMalformation
#VOTEBLUE 💙💙 #Wordle
Trying to read more, with less social media.
she/any || gay || 48
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars ✨
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
https://ngl.link/originalschell
Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfnxifpo2m7fh63zfzj5iofc/feed/aaaoygdkzgpqo
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)