By the time you spot the librarian, sheโs already been watching you for some time.
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Iโm a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. Iโm a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Summer school arts worker. Teaching artist elder. Metal parts.
Strong female protagonist โ #horror maven โ investigator of the #paranormal โ recovering YouTuber โ perpetrator of shenanigans โ a poke in the third eye ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ
actor + improviser + sorry about the birds
44 he/him
two-line skeet champion
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
my nonsense:
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send feedback to:
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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi
The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social
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โจgive em the ole razzle dazzleโจ
currently 29/immortal
satanโs niece
mdni/21+
I'm not serious, I'm kidding.
part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own. thembo rights. hey guys check it out I'm the brunkler
please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
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Huge emphasis on not being her
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
You can buy a weird letter! Five star shop. Over 400 sales!
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it's an ore of tin!
Alexandra! mid 30s commie dork, ฮฮ&, synthwave/dungeonsynth artist, polymath, #somewords: https://bsky.app/hashtag/somewords?author=cassiterite.bsky.social
https://cass-iter-ite.com
ask me about website commissions!
she/any, 21+
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
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Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
SHOP (see ๐ post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'mโข your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'mโข your favorite poster)
๐Impeach Biden๐
sheโข/herโข
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
I do all my own stunts.
All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Insta: Katharine_von_clink
welcome to my webpage
Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
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https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
lowkey scared but iโm chillin
Certified geekโseven days a week. ๐๐ปโ๐ป๐
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
The first t is silent in Scott. In my profile pic, Iโm staring into a box of mini-cupcakes, but receiving no comfort. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
Blue loving girl who posts silly stuff. Lover of mountains, pie, hugs, football and freedom.
Donโt mistake my kindness for weakness.
Iโm 5โ5โ with a 6โ5โ attitude.
We The PeopleโฆRESIST
I stand with ๐บ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Pro Union
NO DMs unless I know you
The memes my 11 yo makes and sends me. Is there a bumper sticker for this
I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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๐ฅHobbies: Witchy Shit๐ป, Tennis๐พ, Karting๐๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ฅญthe italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be๐ฅญ
๐All Natural; I'm a Catchural๐
๐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)๐
Gods most perfect idiot
Harbinger of the good times
18+
Dont DM me, I am unknowable
gorkin it.
(not related to xai or twitter.)
Not a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social
Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
Tall, handsome. Successful actor and film director. Grammy winning platinum selling recording artist. Played Garth on Wayneโs World.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish ๐ซก
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)๐๐ป๐
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
I thought it was a weather app
NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
I build things out of wood, metal, and concrete. And sometimes flour, water, salt, and yeast.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
he/him
Be careful what you put in your head
#ToddRundgren
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Artist.
Earthly creature from the pits of reality
Lover of flora and fauna
Politics are important.
Talk to me about art.
she/they
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
แตโฟแต หขแตแตแต แตแตสฐแตสณ หขแตแตแถ แถ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award ๐ฅ๐
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โข Skyโคapp @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
๐Austin, TX
Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.
Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio โก๏ธ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Better half โ @kmillz.lol ๐
Just me โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying โwee beastieโ
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
โก๏ธ for a free ๐ต๐ธ
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
โThe world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.โ โPaul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illinโ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi+ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
old enough to no better
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy ๐
https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
Pfp by onehourlate
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*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itโs not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
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she/her/hers ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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get it?
โ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
No, itโs not hormones, Iโm always this unpleasant.
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