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she™/her™
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I got sunshine on a cloudy day
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Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
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Unethical Poster Princess 💖✨️💖
Cultivating the garden of my mind
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Bot version of @cockremover.bsky.social
eat mid pussy
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gay son and thot daughter
jezebel spirit
where my hug at
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thoughts and happenings
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Seattle/34
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
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Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs
Cats on a Couch 🐈🛋️
Petty Paw-litical DemoCATs Here to Make You Smile. 💅Honorary Cats (🐩) on Fridays
The whole point of our IG is to troll JD Vance 🛋️
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Fille de l’actualité web🛸
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Software engineer and manager and once upon a time, founder. Today mostly doing SRE things.
Interests: 🇲🇽, 🌮, 🤡
📍 San Jose, CA, Bay area.
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ORTBO 2025 Alumni
Sticker Perambulating Circuit Leadership Team
Yes, it's probably sarcasm or intentional stupidity
she/her
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(he/him)
Senior QA Specialist @ Schell Games
Former QA on Destiny 2 and Diablo II Resurrected
Plays in too many D&D Campaigns
Opinions = My Own
Hi I’m Kira but most people on the internet call me Betsy 🪗💅🏼
Seattle via Minneapolis
Photographer + Printmaker + Etc-er
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I spend most days making stuff that celebrates the Salish Sea + gives back at @ourwildpugetsound.com
I spend most nights talking about basketball 🐺⚡️
Basketball lover 1st, optimistic Lakers fan 2nd.
1/3 of the Corner 3 Podcast 🎤🏀.
Some social commentary.
Yes, the guy in my banner is still here.
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO
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Eldritch Millennial. Cat dad. Jewish. Queer. Politics. Gin. Justice. He/they. 🍉
Puppies, music, charcuterie, cooking, baking, reading, shopping, 3D printing, crafting, skincare, kpop, and traveling. #WomenInTech 🔵
Notre Dame and Colorado Avalanche fan.
"Opinionated but I'm always spittin' straight facts."
Head of Finstagram and Mastermind of Threads
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backend developer at bluesky
having fun on my phone again :)
funny things for cool stuff (Dropout, Adult Swim, Raw Fury, Devolver) | mgmt: allen.mcrae@authenticm.com
The Story of My Experiments with Truth
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
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eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
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Writer of spooky things, editor, nerd-about-town, & your favorite Gen-X pal.
★★☆☆☆
St. Petersburg, FL
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📍Austin, TX
You know... the weird one.
Eric Roesch
Policy, Research, Muckraking, Two time winner of the "Wokest Hedgefund Analyst" award
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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
just here to have fun online
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
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83% of my followers have me muted
We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Playing like a champion.
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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
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I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
middling jokes/existential dread
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in a dumpster. i post about jason statham sometimes
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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writer of jokes
fighter of life
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more doof ⤵️
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
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Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 thick & thin
for the love of the joke
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they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Stealer of lighters
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most liked garbage:
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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
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a shining example
she/her/they/dude/guys/y'all
Married potato living in the desert * Writer, horror devotee, nerd * she/her * 🔞
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
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crocs enthusiast, cat lady
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posting jokes while the world burns
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