Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
broken
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letux2staxfiq3tfuk/feed/aaakpbsp2cbiu
https://ngl.link/monotoes2
an endearing rock. permanent pedestrian. he/him. musician. union member. I work at the grocery store.
profits are stolen wages,
property is theft ☭
chicago, West Virginia
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
First known tree hug. Know zero about film but have collected for ~38 yrs. Pre-Code love. Dead--but I'm not dead yet--language familiarity. Demi-horticulturalist. Car-free commuting since 1977. Forever masker. Will write Alt Text for food.
Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩
☭ 🔻
He/They
Franco-Ontarien
Some kind of Demisexual
An actor in real life, but anything more than that is classified.
I sit on a throne of lies.
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade ☭
alt text or die
YNWA
pfp: woman w/fire
banner: orange paisley
The union makes us strong.
Proud member of the Cringe Community.
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
critically endangered marsupial / professional Emerald Fennell apologist
Online Organizer UFO/UAP Transparency Advocate, Archaeology, Moon Base, Lunar Gateway, AR/VR, USMC, etc🫡
Follow my Patreon for free💪
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Donations✨
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Much love, peace, and kindness to everyone❤️
vintage seller, art curator | @harpersbazaarus @nymag.com @wmagazine.com.web.brid.gy @interviewmag @marthaliving past Table of the Elements record label, Album 88, Criminal Records, Wuxtry Records, Deitch Projects. words: @burnaway.org nyc->athens ga
Graphic design is my passion!
Maybe I like sunflowers more than daisies and yes my boobs are real
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
entrepreneur, forsaken godchild, adult diaper enthusiast, prolapse survivor,
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
#Horror is the best genre but I watch the other genres too… follow me if you have good taste :)
Twitter: x.com/brianimator_
Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/BriAnimator_
IG: instagram.com/brianimator_lives
💌: brianimatorlives@gmail.com
Living my unapologetically gay atheist life as if Huey Lewis wrote the soundtrack
Maria. 29 they/them
Proship
Indie author, lover of indie books, parent of two, owned by rescue cat, married to the best person ever. LGBT+ friendly. Gender irrelevant. Books vary a lot, both by genre and spice content. TLM, DLM, BLM! Love you! No review swapsies, sorry 🖤
product person | neutral good
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter & food writer. Author of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Bon vivant and lustrous man about town.
Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
Nevertheless She Persisted
Childless Dog Lady
She/Her
#BansOffOurBodies
#LoveWins 🩵💜🩷🧡💛
Crazy about Yorkies & Schnauzers
Married Gen X’er
In My Dog Mom Era
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Ally
🚫 MAGA
Wish I was at the beach
Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape.
Pro-Marmite.
Have a Potato.
Doing my bit keeping up 🇬🇧🇺🇲 Relations.
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
the time has come for me to be hot online again 🙂↕️ 30 something she/her classic babe
librarydvd on letterboxd
My favorite conversations are inappropriate ones
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
Liam Neeson’s Stunt double
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i
it's wayne's world we're just living in it / rock flipper / cats / computers / april fool, rarely serious / odd / games / musician / nola → shreveport, louisiana | 🐱🖥️🌿🪲🏳️🌈♀️🪨 | digitalbeth.space $wheredthesodago
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Sports and Jokes | Arsenal | Timbers | Thorns | Ducks | Eagles | Volleyball | Fitness | Mustard Sommelier | Egg Connoisseur | Burrito Enthusiast | Hat Wearer | Stay Angry
🏳️⚧️brown recluse stoner🇵🇭 | VHS collector 📼| pigeon ally 🐦| lvl 35 | he/they
boxd.it/btiB
https://www.youtube.com/@2kas2furious
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Neurodivergent and passionate about accessibility.
Pronouns: she/her
PFP : long haired brownish grey cat with white neck, green eyes and red flower collar
Background: garden with hostas and purple flowers
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Organizer, activist, messy Xennial, former agent of chaos, former RRT, friend to all animals, LGBTQIA+ ally, social justice warrior, political junkie, Titi, Eastern PA forest sprite.
Be prepared for some political profanity...
#GardenSky #DogSky #GoBirds
Associate professor of English and director of the Academic and Technical Writing Program at University of Victoria. Associate editor of Early Theatre. Ask me about weird, old plays
canadian doc living in western ny
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Long term survivor of Australia, Pun addict (I can give up whenever I want), WoW Warlock main.
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Director🎬 | Producer 🎥| Actor 🎭 CEO Aptitude Films, Skylark Vision.
Homeless Ashes, Witch, JITTERS
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb
Y'all know what's uppies
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Happily married, mom of 2, caffeinated, lover of learning. Shine what light you can! 🕯️
📍North Carolina, USA
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
FUCK ICE
He/Him
Austin, TX
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Bear with a sore tooth. I love animals, humans…not so much. Married. Small town country boy. Canadiens Fan
NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
I tend to skeet about (horror) movies, Chicago sports, wrestling, video games, and general shitposting from time to time.
I often write bizarrely erotic Letterboxd reviews.
Cis female. She/her
https://letterboxd.com/mollymollzbsky/
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
𝕿H𝕺𝕿 crimes + pretty shitposts 🩰
BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked]
phishing for compliments 👇🏻
enter your SSN + something flattering below
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
💙 Left of center. Middle age lazy.
Former Jackrabbit football/track athlete - Ring the Bell!!!
Cubs/Twins/Vikings/Timberwolves masochist
South Dakota denizen
Pocket sized for convenience
I want to make music, I want to make a difference, I want to make people laugh (THEY/THEM)
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Welcome to Internet
I love you
Brain Sharts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ny6qk2qqjt7fegqh3qig53oc/feed/aaacklhsphxpk
New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Horror fanatic, journalist, and critic.
AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
🚫AI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
TV Writer - Person of Interest, Law & Order, Teen Titans, Jackie Chan Adventures, etc. Proud WGA Member. Pro-Democracy. Anti-Evil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back.
