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Comedian, writer,
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
If you know the lyrics to Copperhead Road your ass better not be a bootlicker. Find me playing pinball.
lowercase humanβ’οΈ
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she/any
not cis β’ not het β’ not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
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I hate republicans
I hate democrats
I hate liberals too
β¨Sugar, spice, and mostly niceβ¨
Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon.
Likes: books, cats, rocks
Dislikes: MAGA
Caring For God's Creatures On a Shoestring Budgetβ’
Awaiting AZA Accreditation since 1988.
Lil' Australian dork. No longer a Twitch streamer. I like pretending that I'm way cooler than I actually am.
British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
My posts ππΎ
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Just here (in life) for fun
Based on a true story
she/they
Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops
paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
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You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Voted Amarilloβs #1 Asian Restaurant
Writer: Strip law, This Fool, Acapulco. My book βCry For Me Argentinaβ is out now!
Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
nobody gets me- I'm the wind, baby. πππ
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when itβs no longer true
ten hundred minutes per second cohenedenfield.com
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈβπΎπ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώπ΄ββ οΈ
il/lui
https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
Another idiot from Twitter.
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
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Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
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Dragon Slayer,bandit,play cousin,notβπΏgoodβπΏ, necessary, leader faith community, Beautiful Mess, problem, $smissouri https://www.solomonrmissouri.com/
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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β’ Video Editor/GFX Artist
β’ Bird Hater
β’ Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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educated the expensive way
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
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Later:
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Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
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tell my Wife and bebΓ© i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
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cisβ’hetβ’Supportiveβ’CA sober 12yrs
Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
he/him
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy
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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. π¨π¦
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Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
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minding my own goddamned business
πToronto he/him
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
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I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
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If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
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My art: lockwilford.com
I just do whatever the cats tell me to
Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
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East Side ATL. CLS. Fella.
Once turned Willem Dafoe into Willem Dafriend.
IG: @born_miserable β’ youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic β’ youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social β’ The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon β’ bornmiserable.threadless.com
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Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
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Ancient crow witch (she/her)
Nonromancable character in this game
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
https://ko-fi.com/elleg
half sharkalligator, half man.
discord: filth_waste
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π seattle βοΈsagittarius
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast π @roxiqt on TikTok π¦ roxiqt.com β¨ she/they π» frightaboutnow.com π» Toronto, ON
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
Money for me? Sure, go ahead: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because Iβm exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now.
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections
not too off-puttingly handsome
Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
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posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
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my most chronological:
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my cool store:
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my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
Iβm from N-E-W Jerz
Please be normal to me
he/him is fine
Check out my leatherwork at @boiledowlleather.bsky.social
Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
Writer/Actress
Sober 11/96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ MY ALT TEXT.
Faites ce que vous voulez.β
dangerously hydrated
she/her
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middling jokes/existential dread
all posts β¬β¬ ig: @im_all_id
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my stuff:
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Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
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Hereβs our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
I invented the internet
See mah tweets
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Everything in moderation, except for snacks. http://twitch.tv/its_radsy
Where the ocean meets the woods
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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