Molly's Husband. DNC Youth Council At Large Member. VAYD President Emeritus. VA Born & Raised, JMU, He/Him ✝️ AMDG. By the Ballot.
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| 35 | Whovian | Marvel & DC fan | Other interests include walking, reading, listening to music and playing video games 🌠
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
In God I Trust ☦️
Tx📍| Army 🇺🇸 🪖
Joshua 1:9+
Ig: https://www.instagram.com/joshtim_josh?igsh=MW91bHdoMThxaXJ4Mw==
Hi. I'm Emma. Visit me at http://EvolvingYourMan.com for my thoughts on strong women and loving female authority in a modern marriage. Self proclaimed sex geek!
Editor, Front Page Detectives
Cold cases, international & historic true crime, crimes of power
Additional bylines Radar & Keeping Tabs
No DMs. Email for stories, tips, & collabs. Views my own
meast@mystifyentertainment.com
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LET-KANSAS-GROW
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Stoner mystic on a journey through medicine, madness & magic mushrooms.🍄
For veterans, women & working people.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS. DEMOCRAT🔵
Email: @missourihashish@gmail.com
Donations:
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Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words.
Support my work at: https://www.patreon.com/ReverendAiden
Poet. Speaker. Educator. Performer. Adult, YA, and Children's poetry. Occasionally picture books. Lots of posts about churches. Unapologetically trans (he/him) jayhulme.com
A Doctor Who obsessive, his long-suffering wife, their sons, Rory and Ellis and our House Dalek, Colin.
None of our Dalek/family photos use AI
Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247
https://www.neorsd.org/social
Doctors Without Borders is a medical humanitarian organization that provides medical assistance to people affected by conflict, epidemics, disasters or exclusion from healthcare.
Independent. Neutral. Impartial.
www.doctorswithoutborders.ca
🔎 🌎 ✊
Exposing human rights abuses around the world.
he/him. gay girl dad. taylor swift anthropologist.
here to lol only!!! no drama!!!
inquiries: alexandergoldbusiness@gmail.com
ig: @alexandergold / tiktok: @itsalexandergold
Just a crazy queer pagan witch. ND AF. Married. She/her. I'm a writer and I also make jewelry. Eventually I'll have jewelry for sale but I'm not there yet.
My wordpress site has all the info about my writing!
rhiannonarcherwrites.wordpress.com
Hello lovelies. This is my official account.. 💙💙
Glad to be over here from the "other place"😂
It's like breathing clean air again 👍🏼
Criminal barrister practising on the North Eastern Circuit.
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy. I like fruity people and outdoor showers
Skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaonwhdmx2o2
Just a dork from Minnesota.
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
She/Her
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6
i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
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Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
Dignity is overrated.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
imp of Satan
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Here we go again. 🏴
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Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Wellsir, time to wind up the birds
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
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Pilgrim of hope. Location: East of Eden
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https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
Mother of all poltergeists
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk
Greatest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
middling jokes/existential dread
all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id
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Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search
My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
•cat guy•
•god•
•princess•
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Drum slut, vegan, and a huge dork 💜
Bookworm. Unapologetic Swiftie. Dancer. Smiley under the right conditions. Recovering journalist (but god, I miss the rush sometimes)
live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
🔬Trained economist, current data engineer/analyst
🌎 Traveler
👾Gamer, avid D&Der. Love Baldur’s Gate, league of legends, valorant and all paradox games, among others!
🚩 ML
📚Reader and podcast fanatic
🪴Permaculture garden
🧞INFJ
https://tinyurl.com/45e5fks3
Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social
Search link:
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Idiot
Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
This is a joke account.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
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wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Writer - Director - Emmy Winning Editor - Producer - Filmmaker
Veteran 🇺🇸 Bluesky's first Creedfluencer.
Check out my stuff: https://linktr.ee/papercutterpictures
fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon
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just trying
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybismt6qfj5ly4n3qnrjqm3n/feed/aaaeuhifnm5ny
Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
Champion in the epic war against squirrels
My Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg
Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Keep it on & poppin
Church
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42