resident pantologist
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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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39
NSFW
just having a little fun and didn’t want to post horny on main
❤️🔥 Lingerie wishlist: https://throne.com/solanumxanti
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
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good luck, honey
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experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her.
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
My dumb stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
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I'm Skittles
"𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬" - Grumpus
She/Her/Hers
Disabled
Perpetually edging survival
Misthios of the 9 realms
CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow
VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I teethed on Milkbones™
🌎 Canada's Ocean Playground
www.kmpandassociates.com
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Just a female who breaths.
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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not-so-mysterious mystery backup alt in case the other account blows up
If you remember the anonymous compliment game from Twitter it's back, in Bluesky form! It's really easy. All you have to do is send this account a DM (they'll be open to everyone when it's active) I'll tag that person with a screenshot of said compliment!
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
get it?
⠀
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aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
Ask me if had a swim today so I can remember to exercise.
I’m super verbal/process externally, sorry.
Political feminist epic fantasy novelist, far left. Top seller wb. Severely anticapitalist. Dx #ADHD probably AUDHD. (Insert academic achievements here)
it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
We've moved to Mastodon: @cloverkisscinema@beige.party -- Join us!
Texas' finest six-seat cinema.
Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m
[We follow our contributors!]
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Fresca Influencer
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer.
Mostly just a gummy bear floating through life.
she/her/HBIC
Yet another middle aged non-binary person.
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
Pastry chef, mom to children & pets, married, she/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Here to mess up.
Boops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoin4cyhcue
Beeps: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoim5pia4ou
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
https://linktr.ee/xinicit
Recent Posts
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Best Posts
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sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
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yesterdays favorites
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RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?
NO DMs. 💙💙💙
Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender.
Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese.
Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
delightful entertainment
👩💻: @verb.dating
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
dumb blonde and sourdough ender
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks
https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots
Coming from X?
Wipe your feet, mmm'k?
Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
Pivo wuz here ↓
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo
Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Some guy that loves onions.
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
![[Sic] Burns](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/bafkreia4kkbeh3p4tpunputyz4esgir6htlt6pt7vlddtufigd77my7bcm@jpeg)
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