Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
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My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
Americas editor, Washington Post // Journalism instructor, Harvard Division of Continuing Education // New Englander. Somewhat Canadian. Unregistered Ukrainian. Literally Irish
https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/matthew-hay-brown/
If you think that you know me, you don’t.
Do androids dream of electric shitposting?
Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
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yesterdays favorites
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village idiot. drafts and recycled tweets because I’m boring and unimaginative.
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
#Billsmafia #Sabrehood
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40yo she/they, Married 18y, part time chaos demon. 🍯🥦💨 I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator. Bob's is my comphy show. Designated Fat Funny Friend. I only tolerate those who also practice tolerance. Norma_leigh_hangry on TikTok.
Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Just a female who breaths.
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Used to be funny cca. 2014
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Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
Skycle.app allows you to generate an image representing the friends you are closest with on Bluesky. It's called Skycle, and it's free!
👉 GitHub Repository: https://git.new/skycle
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
Just a cool motherfucker.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
[Awkward silence] ..I have a husband, 12yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. IG: latetothepartylaura
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3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
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Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
44 he/him
two-line skeet champion
lost in reverie 💜💟🤍
my nonsense:
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send feedback to:
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it was just a joke
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Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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genderqueer • auDHD • pansexual • "An absurdist delight!" - The New York Post • "Joy personified!" - Kerrang! • "Ball? Ball! BALL!" - My dog
just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r
Former crime and justice reporter, The Washington Post. Big fan of sports, music, comedy, sleeping, not necessarily in that order.
Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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I say things that are not to everyone's taste and I pick my nose
I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Autistic sculpture maker. I'm probably afraid of you.
(I agree w/Buddhists who love Christ but find Christians so strangely un-Christ-like. I don't like seeing people lied to.)
drafts: https://bsky.app/profile/mandulorian.bsky.social/feed/aaac3t5q3ii56
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
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I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Coping with the end of America through dad jokes
Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
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Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
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Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Sublime idiot
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LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
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Opinions are not my own. Send help!
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
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@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish.
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• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything.
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Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
a hot mess
deep thoughts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2vyt2c75uebzega5vcbyypf/feed/aaadgbdqzhulm
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
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All:
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live from Minnesota
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