Writer & cartoonist.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
๐surfinโ the web๐โโ๏ธ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com
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Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize
inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
genderqueer โข auDHD โข pansexual โข "An absurdist delight!" - The New York Post โข "Joy personified!" - Kerrang! โข "Ball? Ball! BALL!" - My dog
just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r
Professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist. I'm your dad and I'm very proud of you, kiddo
Strong female protagonist โ #horror maven โ investigator of the #paranormal โ recovering YouTuber โ perpetrator of shenanigans โ a poke in the third eye ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ
shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja ๐ต๐ธ
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids ๐ช ๐ช ๐ช
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
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Later:
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just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free ๐ต๐ธ | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
born in a cornfield
raised by a dandelion
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crochet artist ๐งถ
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
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แถฆแตแต แตแตโฟ
Canada's unofficial ambassador to bluesky
a cuddly light in the darkness (he/him)
chronic and unrepentant pet reskeeter
setter of boundaries
grandmaster pooper
Maple Syrup Mafia capo
ACE grey/demi
Hacker
Disabled
Platinum ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. ๐ฌ. ๐dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio โฟ 27 โฟ wife โฟ mother โฟ artist โฟ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokรฉmon journey
https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking
https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking1
White bread corn fed crazy assed white boy!
I write about smells for a living. she/they ~ pfp by @butchmagic.bsky.social
"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
#BillsMafia
I should probably delete that.๐ค
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + ๐ท
๐ Calgary / Alberta / Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
My contemplations:
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked ๐ญ
Angry. Like, all the time.
The whole world is cartoonish, even me. Local Gnus is less politics, more filling.
Chaotic Sleepy
Americaโs Weird Neighbor
๐a bog perhaps
i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae
Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table โจ
(Still not a ๐ฟ๏ธ)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
My posts ๐๐พ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5nbpbsgxzkstv4oavt5uzwdl/feed/aaaigjz7b3w6e
she/her/hers ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond ๐ฃ๐ซ
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - ๐ชฆ Twitter, not on X ๐๐บ๐
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
I'm not dead yet!
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:onsgwtv4c7fx3tpwhyot32o4/feed/aaagwwate5die
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ชผ๐งถ๐ช
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Iโm a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Hottie๐Thick thigh nightmare๐๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ณEnglish๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ซ turned๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฌLover of๐ซโ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ถ&โ๐ปNerdy & curvy๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Tornado/weather enthusiast ๐๐ป
But the cat came back
It just couldnโt stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA โ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Bipedal hominid and monosyllabic sesquipedalian. Contents may have settled during shipment.
haha you fuckers I made it
she/her
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ยกNo Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywoodโs Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
SID MEIER'S MEMOIR on shelves now, Damn Interesting Week podcast on speakers now. Winner of the NYT Sidney Award, loser of many other awards.
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Your dadโs favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
๐ฅ๐ค๐ง๐ฉ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐จ๐๐ง๐ซ๐๐๐๐จ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k6q5z3uz3slderi7zq2wzm3b/feed/aaanacshtah3q
$Geegordongritty
All Of The D.J.s Surely Have Taken A Lesson
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
My posts:
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(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (thatโs something to do with computers and maps I think)
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans รคldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Weird Artist. Writer and Illustrator of Comics. Thinks heโs funny.
https://mrkessell.com
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itโs not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
44 he/him
full of silliness & disappointment
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
my nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
send feedback to:
https://ngl.link/kspecial88959
Not a real crime fighting bear ๐ป
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed humanโฆ
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. ๐บ๐ฆ
whereโs beth
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade โญ
alt text or die
YNWA
pfp: woman w/fire
banner: orange paisley
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/aaapy75plmfvw
just another great ape
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
From the banks of the ลreti to the mighty Yarra.
Surgeon for little people. Educator for big people. Inventor of the elder-flower martini. Standing in authentic wonder...
He/Him.
This is all off the record, right?
Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ free association โด worth ever penny
find the hidden gems!
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaou7aqutaqo
and here are the posts people apparently liked more:
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. Iโm a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but iโd mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
Austinite. ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐ค
Chief DEI Officer at Antifa
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
"I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce." ~ Fauno
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Haunting your retinas ๐๏ธ๐๏ธโจ
I welcome all who have kindness.
Open for commissions, DM requests. Creeps get blocked.
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artist, hockey player, programmer
