MisterD

I was on Twitter, now I’m here. It can’t be any worse.

Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere

Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫

What's normal for the spider Is chaos for the fly Death for the caterpillar Birth for the butterfly Ian Brown. https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search

𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙀

On a certain level, this is still therapy…This is some sort of fucked up diary, ain’t it?! Ha! Don’t say there wasn’t a trigger warning. #SixWords is my favorite. 🚫 politics. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:adrhrycocrsdqb3l5vs543hk/feed/aaajr4ybjiffc

The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz

Here for bad jokes, dad jokes Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv7b4p4eona24ld6ic7u7buw/feed/aaafnuc74pmqk

She/her/ally/Ghost Malone shirt owner Food is a human right so we shall eat the rich & feed the less fortunate. Driveway Food Pantry wish list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DGQUVQOHAGU1?ref_=wl_share

Twitter survivor ✨WendChymes ✨

Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat

Gen X beachy. Michigan State University and WSU SoM alumna. Live for Detroit and MSU sports Michigander living in Florida Love dogs, hate oligarchy, proud ✡️ GO GREEN💚🤍 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jizcwneibrts7bw7ly4jgnmh/feed/aaafi67wpikbu

Twitter is my origin story The Canadians said I could be here I wrote this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wy3bbnc7c5wifwln2ek3cfoy/feed/aaafryqv376ey

Not a cat. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6 Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk

Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹

one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came click the blue thingy for just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nub66i4dgxl5bqbhe2u73ouf/feed/aaacrnspduuyg

18 & way too curious... 🙈 Just a lil hidden corner of the internet for my favorites. 😈 Yes, I show it ALL. No secrets, just us. 💌 Check the link below for a special 3-day gift I made just for you. Don't waste it! 👇 https://allmylinks.com/avadol

❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ ignis et lapis https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2

just another great ape All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy

Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻 AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human… word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso

Mother | Canadian, eh 🇨🇦 | Women’s Rights ARE Human Rights | Settler on unceded territories | #MMIWG2S | Ally for 2SLGBTQ+ | St.FX - Cultural Anthropology | UBC Post Graduate (AIC P.App) | “Love is many things, none of them logical” - The Princess Bride

Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦 ⬇️Link to my feed⬇️ https://shorturl.at/1SPkF

pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6 best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s

My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Don’t DM me your dick. #LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈

Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’. Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry). Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg

sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg

Wife, Mother, writer/VA??/40's/18+only This person is rated MA for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. Creator DMs open.

I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

I didn't ask to be here https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==

my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g

DMs not in use.

Country punk. Fire the GOP. Because in a country where liars aren't punished, liars rule. We're finding that out.

If you’re happy and you know it Unclench your jaw

I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive I say wtf way too much 2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me. 2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.

I'm working on my backwards walk She/her

Weird.

I like to talk food I enjoy playing with words Music is my love language I’m not trying to date you, but I do like conversing… Fuck ice My menu entries: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o

Father of 1. Sender of unsolicited fish pics. Hip Hop fan. Packers fan. Former Chef. Love fishing, foraging, outdoor activities Wisconsin everything.

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈, Kindness, Nature, Peace, Neurospicy, Gen X-ennial, Black, She/Her, Minnesotexan, Supports 🍉🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️

A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes. My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq

New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge

Wife & mum | Living with chronic illness 💪 trying to live life to the full | not here for drama just here to chat with kind people ❤️|

Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4

I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg

The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq

Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi

where’s beth https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq

Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it bsky.app/profile/mrequine.bsky.social/search

GenX girl in a techno world

Specializing in niche jokes. It’s me. I’m the niche.

New to Bluesky— Twitter, est. 2014 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiecbl2ok6qy6pi6m3j3v74d/feed/aaajvpejilokq

Baring it all, for no apparent reason. • nsfw • Semi-regular artful nudes, often flowers, occasional poetry, sometimes clever, usually bipolar, kind always. My 🔥 stuff... https://linktr.ee/ababy183 My 🦋 posts.. https://bit.ly/Ababy183

Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud

tumbling through the mehdow https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6d6ozqnmr7f7xzbj2rjbojla/feed/aaacaznvnauhq

I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs

More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter Pivo wuz here ↓ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo

Haunted https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly

Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜 Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2

Making two tiny humans laugh one fart joke at a time

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Bookworm. Unapologetic Swiftie. Dancer. Smiley under the right conditions. Recovering journalist (but god, I miss the rush sometimes)

child-free cat lady 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼 I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk

I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m

Someone once told me I was kind of funny, for a mom.

Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg

mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable

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A colourless vibgyor of my thoughts.

Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her) 📍Boston

She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.

Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog

more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️‍🌈 | same handle on twitter/X My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq

crocs enthusiast, cat lady my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

Artist lover, reader, avid dog

Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm

Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy

it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc

Nerd. Deep south lib.

NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy

I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]

Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k

I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt. www.connielukey.com