I was on Twitter, now I’m here. It can’t be any worse.
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
On a certain level, this is still therapy…This is some sort of fucked up diary, ain’t it?! Ha! Don’t say there wasn’t a trigger warning.
#SixWords is my favorite.
🚫 politics.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:adrhrycocrsdqb3l5vs543hk/feed/aaajr4ybjiffc
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
Here for bad jokes, dad jokes
Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv7b4p4eona24ld6ic7u7buw/feed/aaafnuc74pmqk
She/her/ally/Ghost Malone shirt owner
Food is a human right so we shall eat the rich & feed the less fortunate.
Driveway Food Pantry wish list:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DGQUVQOHAGU1?ref_=wl_share
Twitter survivor
✨WendChymes ✨
Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
Gen X beachy. Michigan State University and WSU SoM alumna. Live for Detroit and MSU sports
Michigander living in Florida
Love dogs, hate oligarchy, proud ✡️
GO GREEN💚🤍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jizcwneibrts7bw7ly4jgnmh/feed/aaafi67wpikbu
Twitter is my origin story
The Canadians said I could be here
I wrote this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wy3bbnc7c5wifwln2ek3cfoy/feed/aaafryqv376ey
Not a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹
one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nub66i4dgxl5bqbhe2u73ouf/feed/aaacrnspduuyg
18 & way too curious... 🙈 Just a lil hidden corner of the internet for my favorites.
😈 Yes, I show it ALL. No secrets, just us.
💌 Check the link below for a special 3-day gift I made just for you. Don't waste it! 👇
https://allmylinks.com/avadol
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
just another great ape
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Mother | Canadian, eh 🇨🇦 | Women’s Rights ARE Human Rights | Settler on unceded territories | #MMIWG2S | Ally for 2SLGBTQ+ | St.FX - Cultural Anthropology | UBC Post Graduate (AIC P.App) |
“Love is many things, none of them logical”
- The Princess Bride
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Don’t DM me your dick. #LGBTQ 🏳️🌈
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
Wife, Mother, writer/VA??/40's/18+only
This person is rated MA for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. Creator DMs open.
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought
https://linktr.ee/gara.meg
My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
Country punk.
Fire the GOP. Because in a country where liars aren't punished, liars rule. We're finding that out.
If you’re happy and you know it
Unclench your jaw
I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
I'm working on my backwards walk
She/her
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
Fuck ice
My menu entries:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
Father of 1. Sender of unsolicited fish pics. Hip Hop fan. Packers fan. Former Chef. Love fishing, foraging, outdoor activities Wisconsin everything.
🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈, Kindness, Nature, Peace, Neurospicy, Gen X-ennial, Black, She/Her, Minnesotexan, Supports 🍉🌻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♿️
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Wife & mum | Living with chronic illness 💪 trying to live life to the full | not here for drama just here to chat with kind people ❤️|
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
My shitposts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
where’s beth
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
bsky.app/profile/mrequine.bsky.social/search
GenX girl in a techno world
Specializing in niche jokes.
It’s me. I’m the niche.
New to Bluesky—
Twitter, est. 2014
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiecbl2ok6qy6pi6m3j3v74d/feed/aaajvpejilokq
Baring it all, for no apparent reason.
• nsfw •
Semi-regular artful nudes, often flowers, occasional poetry, sometimes clever, usually bipolar, kind always.
My 🔥 stuff...
https://linktr.ee/ababy183
My 🦋 posts..
https://bit.ly/Ababy183
Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
tumbling through the mehdow
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6d6ozqnmr7f7xzbj2rjbojla/feed/aaacaznvnauhq
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
Pivo wuz here ↓
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo
Haunted
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly
Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜
Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
Making two tiny humans laugh one fart joke at a time
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
Bookworm. Unapologetic Swiftie. Dancer. Smiley under the right conditions. Recovering journalist (but god, I miss the rush sometimes)
child-free cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
I’m very inspirational
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
Someone once told me I was kind of funny, for a mom.
Dignity is overrated.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
A colourless vibgyor of my thoughts.
Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her)
📍Boston
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]
Another idiot from Twitter.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
www.connielukey.com