He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives.
Ask me about the ethical failings of scifi/fantasy protagonists
I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
pls pay me 2 write 4 u thx 🙏
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
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Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
By the time you spot the librarian, she’s already been watching you for some time.
transness is life
🏳️⚧️
to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
a hot mess
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Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
''They got the guns but we've got the numbers''
Looking for a #kidneytransplant 🫘
I block anyone using/sharing AI slop 🚫🙅
The absurd courts the vulgar
📍 High in the Custerdome
if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it
trans rights are human rights
terminally politics brained, sorry
will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see
nothing matters, smile anyway
Howdy! I am a local Morning Edition host, DJ, and beginner standup in Southwest Colorado. Free Palestine. Opinions are all mine and usually bad.
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he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
Relentless optimist. Massive nerd but not of the Star Trek kind. Drive a broomstick, not a car. Animal lover. She/Her.
🎧🧙♀️🐈🦉🦧 🎨🎮🏴🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
sir/madam
I'm the friend who jumped off the bridge
Poet in Bulbancha (New Orleans)
dharma, sobriety, anarchy, commie, love, sf, yarn, jokes?
she/they
cats.
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica
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I rant about things, usually music, sometimes for money. Bylines seen in PopMatters, Bandcamp, the Georgia Straight, and Exclaim! Longtime juror for the Polaris Prize and Juno Awards.
https://linktr.ee/alanranta
ⓘ this user is a dork
always the Goofus never the Gallant 😔
Character Artist.Sometimes NSFW
VGEN: https://vgen.co/AngryChango
INPRNT Shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/angrychango/
I do personalized fantasy character illustrations, avis, and nudes
FOR COMMISSIONS DM me.
COMMISSIONS: OPEN
i am a artist and storyteller from the uk in the united kingdom
Some guy from Ohio
The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
Pop culture girlie.
I’m diamond, you know I glow up.
Just the tracks, ma’am: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cheer-the-f-up/pl.u-8o2lsLBKW7
Writer, satirist, chronically online. Currently @ Buzzfeed.
Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). https://linktr.ee/kelleygreene
✨✨✨send help✨✨✨
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she/her
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
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Maker of scorpions and daggers
A community project delivering you new pose reference packs monthly.
Both free and premium! ↴
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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
I am the most famous person in history.
Good posts guaranteed*
https://somewhattolerable.com
*Thursdays from 3-3:30 PM.
https://fuck.it/
EMAIL with attitude.
ART at the edge of creation.
Pure. Secure. Exclusive.
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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
https://www.facebook.com/TouchThe80s
http://touchthe80s.com/
Musician, silliness, history, mostly-peanut-gallery
#WhatWeDoInTheShadows
#Severance #TrueCrime #nymets #ishedeadyet
Hope needed 💙🫏❄️ 🇺🇦
Based on a true story
she/they
Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops
paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
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An entirely separate class of problem. Reside in Scotland, live in my head. I write and craft and talk random shite. Mainly the last one. Queer, pretty left wing, fuck terfs/swerfs/bigots. They/she 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
Fuck ice
My menu entries:
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Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
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My struggles might be chronic but my ass is iconic.
Pronouns: try/me
📍Kyoto, Japan
📸 gallery: dyscontent.art
🇯🇵🐣japanese writing: burogu.dyscontent.art/
🇫🇷🖋️autism rants: lafillepassympa.com
Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder.
I live inside my own heart, matt damon
🔞 NSFW or play … 💸 mutual aid supporter
💭Dreamer. 🥳Trickster. 👀Exhibitionist.
🏛️DC - 🗽NYC - NOLA⚜️
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
References provided upon request
Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken and torrent. 40 or something like it. acab.
Roy Scheider in a turteneck
Pocket sized for convenience
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
Tin foil hats protect aliens from reading your shitposts
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
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She/they
Artist
Sculpture
Graphic Design
The Crow Post delivers the following news:
-Shit posts and Puns galore
-Song recommendations
-Chronic illness humor
-Every Little Thought I have
-Art
-The Onion
No Kings
No Queens
Happy Halloweens🎃
✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
it's an ore of tin!
Alexandra! mid 30s commie dork, ΘΔ&, synthwave/dungeonsynth artist, polymath, #somewords: https://bsky.app/hashtag/somewords?author=cassiterite.bsky.social
https://cass-iter-ite.com
ask me about website commissions!
she/any, 21+
seagull with a clam in its mouth
alt: https://bsky.app/profile/undiscerning.bsky.social
big fan of @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social
Dopest dude on the damp space rock
Art school survivor
He/Him 24
I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
torment nexus dismantler
please dont believe everything you
read about me in the new york times
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
I’m just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Level 44
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/aaajka4md7cla
Buy me a taco 🌮: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
29 she/her
Quiet girl and her silly thoughts
💗 @birbmoder.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
the continuing story of a very decrepit spinster & one medium-sized human.
there is also a cat.
🍉 🍓 🍉
🏳️🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania
profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt
banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory
description
they/them/bruh - 35
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
not too off-puttingly handsome
Holiness in your hole ✨ I cut up religious abstinence books and make homoerotic collages with them. (This page is for adults)
dog lover but not in a weird way
.·´¯`·.·★ ★·.·`¯´·.
Microsoft excel
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