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Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4

**real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇 https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi

time is a level orb https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc

i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie. tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy

shitpostmaster general tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no

Shitposter formerly known as The Mad King - not affiliated with the parody band of the same name. Is there concrete all around or is it in my head? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoyhswfex52

old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw

The Story of My Experiments with Truth

Polar bear whisperer

an attic full of broken toys

Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers

sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk

•cat guy• •god• •princess• the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6 the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e

I’m on YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, X, Wikipedia, iTunes, TikTok, Cocaine & Mushrooms. 🥴

Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt

here, I can’t see the eye rolls meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter

Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky. I love you. https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr

Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.

Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.

art • love • nature • equality crescent city ~ emerald city 🌬🫧 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udxyrf3abhlbf2jnyycuwd6b/feed/aaabgycish7za

Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird

Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi

Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak

Fridge magnate

Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Don't touch my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2

Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q

Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo

Jilted at the alt bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg

@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os

New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg Just regular

if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaonvw75lfxi New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/

You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52

Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there. I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️‍⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy

Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas

Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k

❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ ignis et lapis https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2

wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy

Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi

Some guy from Ohio The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe

everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq

Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 She/her Photos by me 📸 Read My Mind https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4 Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g

I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous

garbage. pale. kid.

just here to have fun online

Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (as in he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Banner by @kahlart. https://linktr.ee/salarta

Not an expert. Just tired and observant. 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe

I post preposterous nonsense. Cat owned, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic. If you're bored, then you're boring. Seeking my Ka-Tet. Nikon Z8. See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh No AI used 📷 Potatoes are my religion.🥔

Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm

I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba

Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m

Taking care of my chickens and my mentals #Billsmafia #Sabrehood Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6

Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son "Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦

Keep it on & poppin Church https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42

Sad clown with a caffeine buzz... Now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa

Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).

mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns

Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts

Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog/Fiction https://linktr.ee/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw

Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard. bestifyoudont.com ☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism. ☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation. ☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.

Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig

Peace, Love & Birth Control ✌🏻 Save my band's new album & we're friends for life: spoti.fi/4k9WD73

[redacted] housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

Y’all ever seen a good post…online?

Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey. Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w

Posting bangers into the void

old account! please find me at @klovar.cc or @gamer.klovar.cc this account is an archive, and will not do any more posts or interactions. thanks!

just a sad little frog trying to make you smile blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact) DMs always open Him/him/frog My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk

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gone girl

come waste your time with me

This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

Half poetry, half humour, half music. Not so great at maths.📍Berlin 🗣️ Eng, Esp, Deu My poems on substack: https://desmondblume.substack.com/ on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pu7hstzvvqqtcqk3ynnwol6q/feed/aaaggbxcdjqlo

strange highness https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose

I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. Pfp by onehourlate My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4