smillz

I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house: @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg

melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw

can i borrow my doobage? my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7rnj6ooa2v3cpi2s7pxrzeu/feed/aaagezbgmahnu

“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72

Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter. By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it. Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc

Welcome to LisaWorld San Francisco 🌉 Pun 👸🏽 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom Pisces ♓ 🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu 🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq

Just a female who breaths.

I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk

Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. I could probably build bananas in America.

✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo

Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s

Lost in daydreams K’s special lady 💜💟🤍 Just a right flippin’ goof My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035

Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 Bi+ 🏳️‍⚧️ bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu

When the going gets tough, the tough get growing

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Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4

Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i

Platinum 🏳️‍🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw

This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52

Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq pfp @sidvicious.ca banner @kjtattoos.com

I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. Pfp by onehourlate My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m

Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️‍🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy

Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict www.fluxedflow.com New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i

Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}

Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’. Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry). Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg

I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6

I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m

**real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi

Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p

this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw

🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg

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writer of jokes fighter of life 💌: doof@fuck.it more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k

Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g

I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2

Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor AuDHD Proud scar wearer Widow. My name is Elle She/they Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q

Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4

Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk

Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu

get it? ⠀ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq

not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6

🏳️‍🌈 he/him ❤️‍🔥 parasocial butterfly see posts for relevant stalking info shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p

middling jokes/existential dread all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e

Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog/Fiction https://linktr.ee/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw

Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird

Sad clown with a caffeine buzz... Now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa

He/him. Probably autistic. check out my skeets below Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e

Meh

Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2

joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.

Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.

Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Don't touch my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq

member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4

God only talks to me because I have a pool.

i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie. tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy

1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co • Sky․app @getsky.app thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX

A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning. Sent from my iPhone Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter

educated the expensive way the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi

Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde

she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶 unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki

hardly serious alt-text matters Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw

Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies View Royal, Vancouver Island

writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k

Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️

shitpostmaster general tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs

i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag

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