A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
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⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 PedoFelon's resume:
💜 laundering money for the mob(US&Rus): blackmail: extortion: bribery: intimidation: murder {I'm walking fine line btwn politics, the arts & fun}
•Sh*tposter fangirl •Nature •Photography ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
#CarlJung 💧
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
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best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
Just a female who breaths.
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
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🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
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Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
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I'm working on my backwards walk
She/her
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
she/her. Sous chef and professional 🦪 shucker in a James Beard Foundation Best New Bar Semi-Finalist. twin mom. ER doc's spouse. AR to CO transplant. Presbyterian. obsessed w my dogs Pablo & PepperAnne and my fat cat named Tiny 🩷💜💙
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
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https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
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Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Spaghetti Queen
Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci
42 🏳️⚧️
θ∆
catgirl 😺
ponygirl 🐴
I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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44 he/him
two-line skeet champion
lost in reverie 💜💟🤍
my nonsense:
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send feedback to:
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Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
your least favourite Canadian
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my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
🏳️⚧️ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
30s husbando
BD/ADHD
I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid
Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously.
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pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
I thought it was a weather app
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
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I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Keep it on & poppin
Church
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
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Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
A road weary travelers who likes a joke, a drink, and a bowl of soup.
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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drafts: https://bsky.app/profile/mandulorian.bsky.social/feed/aaac3t5q3ii56
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
Life long member of the Clitterati
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
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Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
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yesterdays favorites
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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought
https://linktr.ee/gara.meg
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he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ
It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
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Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽
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Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
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Don't touch my stuff:
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Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If your skyline is 99% politics, I’m probably not going to follow you.
GenX girl in a techno world
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