Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social
Iowa City
He/him
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
Multimedia artist, maker, potter, painter, creator of Surly-Ramics. Surlyramics.com is my website. Surly.etsy.com is where you can buy my work. patreon.com/SurlyAmy is where you can read about me. Dog is Love
GO-PACK-GO!
Dark-humored IT professional and horror literature enthusiast. Wife, mom, and Grammie of 3. Love thunderstorms, K-dramas, true crime shows, gardening, bird watching, and spending time with my dogs.
NO DMS!
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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an attic full of broken toys
โโงยฐ๐ฒึผ๐ข PedoFelon's resume:
๐ laundering money for the mob(US&Rus): blackmail: extortion: bribery: intimidation: murder {I'm walking fine line btwn politics, the arts & fun}
โขSh*tposter fangirl โขNature โขPhotography โโงยฐ๐ฒึผ๐ข
#CarlJung ๐ง
NY Yankees โพ๏ธ
NY Giants ๐
Libra- October 16th โ
RIP Dad- 5//22/17 ๐
Your least favourite person's least favourite award-winning journalistโจ
Follow for short-form videos on issues that matter! ๐
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Token weird girl
I donโt even go here
Look! I have a present for you ๐
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30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio โก๏ธ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
"Posts" are solely the reflection of the profile owner(i.e. ME) and not that of my related institutions/employer. Kindly DO NOT muddy the waters.
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In the cloud.
Where tech meets healthcare
Wife/Mom/Chanel/fitness/travel
Iโm passionate about evolving technology to improve the healthcare ecosystem and the humans who comprise it.
Buy me a coffee?
$TheTechnologyRN
poet โจ๏ธ performer โจ๏ธ voice artist
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neurodivergent baddie
cat parent
exists in Mi'kma'ki
no AI no fascists
A haiku:
Older than I look
Smarter than I often sound
Cuter than I know
Face
Pretty
But
Soul
Prettier
๐๐ชถ๐
Poems are mine โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
MDNI
pfp by @zim2918.bsky.social
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
โฌ๏ธLink to my feedโฌ๏ธ
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol ๐
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lvl 52 ๐ฆ๐บ chaotic good.
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social has my heart and soul
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table โจ
(Still not a ๐ฟ๏ธ)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
I need to disassociate from โจeverythingโจin order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and Iโm really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Hottie๐Thick thigh nightmare๐๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ณEnglish๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ซ turned๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฌLover of๐ซโ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ถ&โ๐ปNerdy & curvy๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Tornado/weather enthusiast ๐๐ป
Iโm a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
Sent from my iPhone
My Posts
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A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
๐ชฐ Fresh from the Lilac tree
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Actor, poet, reader, writer, daydreamer. Bowie fan. Kindness rules. Share art daily. No bio, no follow
๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ฝ, ๐ผ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ & ๐ป๐
๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ฝ.
Horribly unserious (unless itโs about aliens)
๐ฝ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ๐๐พโ๏ธ
like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most โlikedโ:
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MDNI / NSFW ๐ค
Dark feminine
Built for worship
Goddess complex, fully justified
Born in the 1980s
๐ค linktr.ee/thedahliaeffect
Itโs quiet here ๐
My alt ๐จ๐ฆ
Just a female who breaths.
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind ๐๐๐๐ค
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs
Godโs favorite little idiot
Nobodyโs favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaadl52o5cknu
avid curler and majestic strange bird
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โก Faith over chaos โก
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m7nmfnq2ewagmkzwvkd45buk/feed/aaam7sql3432k
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond ๐ฃ๐ซ
Blobulous Blips:
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Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. ๐ซถ๐ป
Elbows up ๐จ๐ฆ
๐ฆโโฌ๐ฐ ๐ชด๐๐
Started Aug 27/23
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
My shitposts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
I'm working on my backwards walk
She/her
โWriter.โ Professional cynic.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
I've got a daytime job, I'm doing all right
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She/her/ally/Ghost Malone shirt owner
Food is a human right so we shall eat the rich & feed the less fortunate.
Driveway Food Pantry wish list:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DGQUVQOHAGU1?ref_=wl_share
Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA โ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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Crickets' Choice award winner
M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Dogs. Silly Things. Coffee. Books. Punk Rock. Saskatchewan. Vaccines. Blue Jays. She/Her. ๐จ๐ฆ
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
44 he/him
two-line skeet champion
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
my nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
send feedback to:
https://ngl.link/kspecial88959
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
๐ she/elle/henne
it was just a joke
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enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
สฒแตสฐโฟ ยนโนโถโธ สฐแตแแตสฐแตสธ แดพแดบแต สธแตแต หขแตสธ แตแตแตแตแตแตแต
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer.
Mostly just a gummy bear floating through life.
she/her/HBIC
Link to my art:
https://ko-fi.com/jendreams
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
my apologiesโฆi was under the assumption that i understood things
INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Ally๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
I am ๐๐ผa real human ๐ ๐ซNot a bot and not Keanu Reeves๐คฃ Just say no to the illuminati scams. Donโt be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura.
https://www.instagram.com/sou1ark?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. Iโm a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
39
NSFW
just having a little fun and didnโt want to post horny on main
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ Lingerie wishlist: https://throne.com/solanumxanti
Iโm just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ
Level 44
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/aaajka4md7cla
Buy me a taco ๐ฎ: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
she/her/art mother
erotica + horror artist
all arts + info visit annijyn.com
i ship worldwide from a tiny village in england
๐ annijyn@gmail.com
๐ฏ https://ko-fi.com/annijyn#
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wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
๐Lake of the Ozarks, MO
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
Love, books, art, humanity, the sea.
Iโm a soft fire and I care a lot
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
poly, pan, he/him, games industry, definitely alt account of someone :P
consent above all, GGG, this profile is very nsfw & 18+
AuDHD ex-Georgian who has been living in Virginia since November 2019.
๐บ๐ฆ [ he / him ] ๐ต๐ธ
Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask herโฆ.
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
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