Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
a poster of no renown. he/him
🇵🇸 please consider donating to palestinian refugees https://www.anera.org/ 🇵🇸
I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Not a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. I’ve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh.
youtube.com/@captaindisillusion
patreon.com/captaindisillusion
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Emmy Award Winning Producer of Make Cool Shit Take No Shit
resident pantologist
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Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am. 🇨🇦
"The most tedious person" that one guy "has ever been exposed to."
Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed
Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
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He/Him
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
Hey Hey whaddya say?
We're goin on a holiday
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
main account : @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Patreon: patreon.com/Darkdeeny
Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Shitposts, science, sf, hawkeyes, cats, dogs, other animals, the current nightmare. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/intheruins.bsky.social/feed/aaanvdx6vaekm
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/intheruins.bsky.social/feed/aaaee5jcuqgiy
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Jilted at the alt
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We are all just prisoners here of our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
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Later:
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I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
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Author, freelance journalist, socialist. Kryptonite to a certain type of man.
http://www.noraloreto.ca
Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast
Comedian. Often speaks of pop songs from days of yore.
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo
The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Writer. Thing for cats to sit on. The We Hunted the Mammoth guy.
New newsletter: Brotopians
Clips in NYT, WaPo, Slate, The Nation, The Cut, Vice, etc.
Brotopians.com
WeHuntedTheMammoth.com
https://www.david-futrelle.com/ (Writing coach page)
I guess they’ll let anyone in here
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He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
Dog lover . I have autism . I like computers an coding fixing computers
Insearch of blue minded people. Trying to understand this world with a autistic mind. Without empathy the world is screwed. https://discord.gg/NYzmz7cdnY Discord if you would like to
Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk'. Lupus Warrior. Dullard. Collapsed Catholic.
Expect a lot of pics of roast potatoes from me.
#spudInfluencer #Spudologist
An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
My posts:
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🌊surfin’ the web🏄♂️ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com
@hard-drive.net - @paletteswap.site
she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
It was the summer of 1963, I was 17. My family spent the summer at Kellerman's. I lost my virginity to a 30 something yo man, totally romantic. We saved Penny from a botched abortion and I learned professional dancing in 2 hours. The End.
Sometimes I am nice; sometimes I am kind.
Rarely both.
🫶🏻
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Writer, poet, jewelry maker and mixed media artist.
Always funny always sarcastic.💙
Mom, Survivor, Sagittarius, Georgia living, Compassionate, Honest, Loyal, Inquisitive, Learning Every Day
Please no DMs until I get to know you. I will unfollow otherwise.
Doing the Neutron Dance.
A Muse
A Siren
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Make Art Not Friends
Mutiny at Midnight
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Welcome to Internet
I love you
Brain Sharts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ny6qk2qqjt7fegqh3qig53oc/feed/aaacklhsphxpk
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Mom, wife, sister and friend. Fan of Mr. Rogers, Dolly and RBG 🌅
Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
Bird app refugee. We are in for a bumpy ride!
Pro Roe. LGBTQ and Trans safe here. Grandma who has seen a few things. Fight for your daughters and granddaughters - their lives depend on it!
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Socialist
parental unit to 2 cats
Wrestling, NUFC
Star Trek, Sci-fi, film and tv.
Heavy Metal
he/him
DM's open
LGBTQ+ friendly
https://www.topcashback.co.uk/ref/peter1978 referral link
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up
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He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
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Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
She/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Broadcast engineer and occasional software developer. Guitarist, songwriter and home recording enthusiast - releasing music as Carmine Rebellion (@carminerebellion.uk). And big fan of dragons.
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
Money for me? Sure, go ahead: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
Pilgrim of hope.
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https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw
Naarm 🇦🇺
Creepy DMs = instant block.
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
He/him/his. Husband. Father of two ÂûDHD boys. Car guy. I work really hard, but then so do washing machines. I'll treat you like an adult unless you give me a reason not to.
They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
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