Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽
Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Jilted at the alt
Unputdownable
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾♂️
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
Pfp by onehourlate
My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Reluctant Michigander.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
old account!
please find me at @klovar.cc or @gamer.klovar.cc
this account is an archive, and will not do any more posts or interactions.
thanks!
like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
delightful entertainment
👩💻: @verb.dating
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I don't rent pigs.
avid curler and majestic strange bird
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdjnqfgegx3hgnzebvezxfat/feed/aaaopted2peou
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
I do all my own stunts.
All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Insta: Katharine_von_clink
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
let's get silly with it
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i
linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks
https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Opinions are not my own. Send help!
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
Badly wired
bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing.
A Museum of Fuckery
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ
It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaad7aufcmm3c
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
“I walked around as you do, investigating
the endless star” - Pablo Neruda
IG: lapizpapelycafe
Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. 🫶🏻
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.
A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.
ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
Endymionic AF.
That spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist.
I dig nostalgia
a stiff drink🥃
& good tunes🎧
# photos are mine
All others from the Abyss
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025
British Citizen
CSA trafficking survivor
I love cheese
I used to be funny
Autistic Stoner
I'm a Saint as decreed by @donkee.bsky.social
Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
She/her
Photos by me 📸
Read My Mind
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4
Bangers
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b
Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaggrgfgbb7k
Listener. Smiler. Hugger. Writer. Mommer. Loves Manatees. USMC Veteran. Retired Mormon. If you need only one rule in life read the mug.