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Posting sad songs daily. I love music that makes me feel something. I hope you enjoy

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It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023

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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.

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Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.

joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.

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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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