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Studied art in the Big Eighties Afraid of DMs The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back. It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room... Available at Amazon. Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social

I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.

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Failed Musician. Failed Comedian. Out of work Actor. Aspiring Writer. Monday Morning Psychologist. Part-time Intellectual The Human Man. Mascot of the Arcade. ***I swear without asterisks.***

Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.

Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.

Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

this is at least my second rodeo lore slut | Midwest | she/her

Blue in TX

Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig

hairless primate ❤️☮️💛♍️💚 he/him - West by God Virginia Pray for rain./Get some rest. Psalm 6, 1 John 4:8 KJV 🎶Hey Bulldog🎶

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No one you know [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]

Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫 Blobulous Blips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i

I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ (Still not a 🐿️) Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace

I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine

Real life and internet nobody

CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!

NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

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I want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32

Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a

leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows. me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com

not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6

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shrimp-eating

Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog

Headache. Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social Contributor: ‪ @sorrowscopes.bsky.social‬ @greenevillezoo.bsky.social‬ My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc

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I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail > cheerful letters filled with stickers, newsletters, and more: Patreon.com/luke_venechuk

Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard

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Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.

just here to have fun online

Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.

artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll. please use alt text. 🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae —— 🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧ —— merch👩‍🎤: transgender.gay

Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts

Contributor: @theonion.com @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 📍MPLS | 39 | she/they

Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo

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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

oh..... hello

half sharkalligator, half man. discord: filth_waste filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2 🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius

IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg

notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec

kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw

let's get silly with it my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 books: https://geekysteven.com/books

#I’llFigureItOut pfp: @moxiest.art

on mobile in front of my computer --- coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/

if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaonvw75lfxi New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/

I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw

Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky

sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 thick & thin for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma

Painter

In my napping era Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve

educated the expensive way the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo

farce majeure

Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️‍🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy

Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you. Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg

I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes

sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg

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Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae

this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw

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crocs enthusiast, cat lady my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

NY. Chaos Queer. MD. Nerd.⚕️ Eldest Millennial. Dancer.🇲🇽 Swordsperson. Former Martial Artist.⚔️ Trauma Navigator. Disabled.🌪️ Bird Club Member. Devoted Dyke.🏳️‍🌈 Banner Alt: Quark a piebald cat meows. Profile Alt: A brunette person lying down looking forward.

not too off-puttingly handsome

Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6

enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ

i like moss this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life she/her/comrade ☭ alt text or die YNWA pfp: woman w/fire banner: orange paisley

I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f

Howlin' forever, oh oh my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/aaacgto64k6i2

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt

hardly serious alt-text matters Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw

i’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️ she/her my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy

engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free

Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi

notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago

This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

Writer for The Economist i'll save everyone they/she · 29

I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq

Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm

But do you frolic? 😱 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw

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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm

Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online

sentient blob. skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6

US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw

🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg