Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
resident pantologist
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Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
this is at least my second rodeo
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
hairless primate
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he/him - West by God Virginia
Pray for rain./Get some rest.
Psalm 6, 1 John 4:8 KJV
🎶Hey Bulldog🎶
You shall not pass.
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No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Real life and internet nobody
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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I want to do everything all the time
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Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
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leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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Headache.
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The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
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Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
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EMAIL with attitude.
ART at the edge of creation.
Pure. Secure. Exclusive.
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I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
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Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
just here to have fun online
Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
——
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——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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strange highness
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my mom fucked a bat
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half sharkalligator, half man.
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🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
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notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
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let's get silly with it
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#I’llFigureItOut
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on mobile in front of my computer
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if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
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🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
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I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 thick & thin
for the love of the joke
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In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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educated the expensive way
the man, the myth, the bellend
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Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you.
Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
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sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
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There's no business
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this is our world, we don't just live in it
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Vulgar woman
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crocs enthusiast, cat lady
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NY. Chaos Queer. MD. Nerd.⚕️
Eldest Millennial. Dancer.🇲🇽
Swordsperson. Former Martial Artist.⚔️
Trauma Navigator. Disabled.🌪️
Bird Club Member. Devoted Dyke.🏳️🌈
Banner Alt: Quark a piebald cat meows. Profile Alt: A brunette person lying down looking forward.
not too off-puttingly handsome
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
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enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
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i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade ☭
alt text or die
YNWA
pfp: woman w/fire
banner: orange paisley
I mean, I guess...
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Howlin' forever, oh oh
my posts
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
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engagement forager
he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi
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Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
I'm a niche genre.
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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
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But do you frolic?
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Village idiot of bluesky
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Greatest:
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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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sentient blob.
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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
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🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽
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