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Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake.
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴 She/her
just here to have fun online
contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
✶✶Chicago✶✶
Massachusetts resident formerly from Western NY. Human rights for all, no exceptions.
Growing Indivisible group in eastern MA, including Medford, Malden, Somerville, Everett & nearby towns. We work to protect democracy and support communities through events, trainings, coalition-building & spreading awareness. www.mysticmashup.org
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Ex Tory MP
Writer, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
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Be curious not judgmental
Be yourself everyone else is taken !
If you don’t vote you can’t complain
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she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
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resident pantologist
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Writer/film critic at tyburrswatchlist.com, WaPo. Ex-Boston Globe, EW. Pulitzer Finalist, 2017. Books at https://tinyurl.com/ytpycuh3. “He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news” — Brecht. KanMu.74
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
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The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Here we go again. 🏴
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Welcome to Wonder Park! The best amusement park 35 minutes too far from you. Wonder Park; Half the Magic, Double the Price.
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stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster
she/her • live nude cartoon
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
On the computer.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
Like nails on a chalkboard, so are the days of our lives
Not a cat.
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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
me:
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funnier me 🤠:
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#Anonymous: Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #BindingChaos #3E https://spookyconnections.com/
Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
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Recent Posts
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Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
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My Greatest ✍️
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Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Fresca Influencer
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
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“Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
Looming gigs:
Boca Raton, Mar 13-15
Winter Haven, Mar 20-21
Jacksonville, Mar 22
Full schedule lovingly splayed out on www.emophilips.com/shows
Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
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she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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thoughts and happenings
they/them
Seattle/34
Shitposts, science, sf, hawkeyes, cats, dogs, other animals, the current nightmare. New Haven.
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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
welcome to the jocular grotto
NYC-Area Performing Artist living fully in it ... acting on screen, stage (AEA), & behind the microphone. Magic, Music, & Whimsy
KennethRobertMarlo.com - Official Website
Twitch.tv/krobertmarlo - Tarot/Magic/DJing/Chat
Mixcloud.com/krobertmarlo - DJ Mixes
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
Screaming on the inside
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Comedian. Bisexual. Welsh.
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Writer/fancy ape
damienowens.com
Latest book, Duffy and Son: https://shorturl.at/6oF6O
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter.
Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook.
Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
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*finger gun*
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I do all my own stunts.
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Insta: Katharine_von_clink
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
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middling jokes/existential dread
all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id
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I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
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Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
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Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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i pwn n00bs, ma’am. i also wash my hands fairly often. chief.
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1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
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Mobilizing the fight for science and democracy, because Science is for everyone 🧪🌎
Hit the streets with us for the TAKE BACK our SCIENCE RALLY, nationwide on March 7
Learn more ⬇️
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Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
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Artist lover, reader, avid dog
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
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Screenwriter: @RidleyScottCG, @GaumontTV #BAFTA / @RocliffeForum Winner.
https://james-topham.com
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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Punk Rock and Parmesan
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A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
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